(I know this isn't 'sentence' but I love this part!)
Before I knew it, all I could see was white. The hard snow pushed me back to the ground until I could not move. I was on my knees, the snow hit me like sharp ice, and breathing became difficult. I felt something push me to my side, then I felt my sword jerk.
‘There trying to take it!’ I screamed in my head. ‘My precious! It’s my sword! Your kind already has three other gems! They’re trying to put it in their pocketsess!’
I lifted my foot to kick the hand away from my sword when suddenly a red light appeared in the sky, it gave off a wave of heat. The snowstorm died down quickly, and there I saw a large band of Thanafal soldiers armed with flamethrowers and swords and rock guitars.
‘Thank goodness.’ I breathed a sigh of relief. I then pause for a moment pondering, ‘…but what are the guitars for?’
The assassins quickly surrounded me, it seemed that they were either protecting me or just the sword. The leading assassin pulled out his katana, it looked thicker than any usual katana, and a silver-blue hue shone from the blade, and before you could say pizza-unicorn, he had two katanas. The other Blizzards quickly did the same.
“pizza-unicorn,” whispered the Blizzards simultaneously, as their cloaks whipped around them in supreme awesomeness..
‘What tha-,’ my thought was cut short as a guitar crashed into my head, it's broken strings playing a sad melody.