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Come here to request pickup lines
(They are 'high quality' not really.)
Pickup Lines
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I've been summoned I know this sounds cheesy but I think you're the gratest
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Are you my anxiety?
Because you take my breath away
Theres something wrong with my eyes
I cant take them off you
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
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Are you google maps?
Because I really need you right now
(I'm lost in the woods)
omg I just thought of a really bad one
Are you a brain tumor?
Cuz I can’t get you off my mind.
Uhhh
I know I'm cheesy, too bad you're lactose intolerant.
Are you a beaver? Because dam
OH OH OH
Hey, Adora
Are you an explorer? Because you're aDorable
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Hey are you my tendonitis?
Because you are alway with me.
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Hey there beautiful, did you fall over? Because your face is covered in dirt spots, let me help you. Oof I can’t do pickup lines
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Are you my cell service?
Because it seems you're never around
Are you my cat? Because you’re perfect, adorable and too good for this planet yet no matter how badly I want to snuggle you YOU WON’T COOPERATE
Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
(Alt: Because we've got chemistry)
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Is that a suit. because you look smoking.
French word for suit is smoking just for slight context.
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
No I crawled up from hell
Must be why you're so hot
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Are you the sky? Because I have seen the stars all day
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@evastardust
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"If you ever died, I'd go into a 2 month long angst coma."
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Do you go to church often? Because I'm going to keep you on your knees all night
"Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."
Are you Apollo? Because you light up my life.
your face is like a firework, beautiful but not something I want to
if u wanna be my lover you're licking a tree to get maple syrup
(im Asexual and Aromantic…. I tried…..)
Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArt
Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArt
oh god
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Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArtoh god
What the feck
"Go away." -Everyone
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Are you my appendix? Cause I wanna take you out.
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Are you my cell service?
Because it seems you're never around