Protect the Sandwich

Hello everyone, this is a forum game that's super fun, hope everyone enjoys. :)
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There is a sandwich. But this is not just A sandwich. This is THE Sandwich. Brothers have turned against one another for this Sandwich. Your goal is to get the Sandwich!

HOW THIS WORKS:

1. You can do anything to steal and protect the Sandwich as long as there is at least one way to get it back.

2. Improv. Never say no unless they contradict something explicitly stated.

3. The Sandwich may not be rendered inedible permanently. (i.e., destroyed)

4. This game is not supposed to end. Keep the fun alive!

5. Let's keep this rated PG, please. I'd prefer no swearing. :)

Now, let's begin!

I observe the Sandwich from a long distance away. It's sitting on pedestal, on a hill, completely open for anyone to take.

I also see the Sandwich. I slither to it like a snake, then stretch my arms out and grab the Almighty sandwich, while I am still lying on the ground next to the pedestal. I begin to slither away.

I follow the person. Walking quietly, Hoping I wont be Caught. I zip past the person and grab the sandwich. Haha! I think, Running as fat as I can, away from the person and the pedestal. I chuckle, For I am winning.

Grumbling softly, I slither at high speeds after the horrid Sandwich Stealer. I stick out my arms, sending my powerful lightning from the tips of my fingers and electrocuting the Sandwich Stealer. The Sandwish, now toasty, is lying on the ground. I put it on my back and begin to slither away slowly into the brush.

I growl as the person (Or thing, Idk by now XD) Steals the sandwich back. I rush over and smile. “Don’t worry,” I say, smirking “I have tricks up my sleeve too.” He whispered to himself. He slowly but surly Levite’s the sandwich to him. Levitation vs. Lightning… What can go wrong?
(What are you exactly?)

((I look exactly like this: ))

"My Sandwich!" I cry. I slither back over to where the Sandwich Stealer is. I bow, pressing my head to the ground. "You have truely trumped me, O might Sandwich Stealer. I shall be your servant now. I am forever in your debt," I say. Suddenly, I'm wearing a butler's costume, which looks quite funny as I am just a snek with buff arms. "Alright, then, that's a thing, I guess," I mutter to myself. "Let's team up and defeat all our enemies."

(I let out such an awkward laugh… But wow XD)
“ You’re a slithering snake…As a ‘butler’… What can go wrong…” He sighed. “Don’t think ill give you the sandwich. I don’t trust you yet…” I looked at the strange snake/human Hybrid. “What’s you’re name?” I asked, smirking. “I’m Elinor. Male.”

(well this looks fun)
the sandwich is suddenly gone your hand. behind the two beings, they hear "look! its right here!" the man trips and the holy sandwich is thrown, and flies through the air, while hovering like a frisbee.

((XD))

"With lightning powers," I reminded him. "And I'm not asking for the Sandwich. You have the Sandwich, so I must follow you around. I am your follower. You are the Almighty, since you are in power of the Sandwich. You will rule all," I said. "My name is Sir Billy Bob Joe Cat Meow Mix Scratchy Scratch Magicky Moe Momo Delano. But everyone calls me Buff Boi. And I'm a dude." I screamed, watching the sandwich fly.

( XD WHAT EVEN IS THIS NAME!! im dying!)

I run as fast as I can, Ignoring the person that grabbed the sandwich and pushed them over. He Ignored his “Snake servant” and grabbed the sandwich. He had no time to wast so he shot away, As fast as he could run, leaving his snake servant. “SORRY! IT’S MINE NOW! FOLLOW ME, SLITHER!” I called to the snake.

(:O THE NAME OF A GOD Bows)

i walk over to the sandwich on the pedistal. i whisper to myself _{"i cant believe he fell for that. i must be a good artist to make a rock-and-paper-mache sandwich"}

I ignore my master and slither up to the pedestal, stealing the sandwich away with my Buff Boi arms. I slither away again, surrounding myself with a lightning forcefield.

Swooping down on angel wings, I steal both the fake Sandwich and the real Sandwich, mash them together to make one Sandwich, and toss said Sandwich into a black hole.

''EXCUSE ME!!! THAT TOOK ME 10 HOURS TO MAKE!!!"

I slither into the black hole, unphased. I fall inside, vanishing instantly. When I reappear, I have both the sandwich and a long black beard.

"wait… where did my other decoy go….?" i look up at the angel "THE ANGELS STILL GOT IT!!"

I run and levitat myself up. I jump on the angel And Grab their wing’s making them both plummet to the ground. He let the angel fall face-first to the ground and levitated himself down.

I land on the ground, unharmed, and still holding the Sandwich. I then summon my Meowstic, who uses Psywave on everyone. Everyone is now Confused. I fly off with the Sandwich.

I am quite confused. "Why is my name Buff Boi? Why do I have arms? What's the meaning of life?"

I was lucky enough that my eyes were closed. I rush After the angel, and yell “C’MON! WHY AREN’T YOU CHILLING IN HEVEN!?” I joked.

I am quite confused. "Why is my name Buff Boi? Why do I have arms? What's the meaning of life?"

(XD)

Meowstic uses Thunder Shock, which paralyses you; she then uses Trick Room, which causes you to be trapped in a blue box of light, and move very slowly. I fly off to a faraway planet and bury the Sandwich underground in a silver vault, which I alone have the keys to.

I feel wearied. Now I am Confused. “What Is this place? Why are we here? Who am I? Why do we exist? AND WHT ARE WE FIGHTING OVER A SANDWICH!?!?!” He yelled.

I suddenly pause, life becoming clear to me. The Sandwich gods whisper in my ear, telling me the secrets of the universe. "Sir Buff Boi," they say. "It is Sandwich." I nod, then grow very large, hopping off the earth and slithering in space to the faraway planet.

I summon Abie the fluffy shep, who guards the vault. She has debilitating cuteness powers. And very sharp teeth.

(ABIEEEEEE YOU’RE BACK BABY!!!!)
I summoned Rayquaza and it flys me to the planet.

Abie sees Mosis's character approaching (if it is a character lol) and sprawls on the ground in front of the vault, blinking up with big, brown, innocent shep eyes.

I slither up to Abie and swallow her whole. "Tasty."