Hi. I'm bored. And you are?
This is what happens when I'm bored or can't sleep.(HINT: YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING)
I'm Feeny!
No, I'M FEENY! YOU'REβ¦..FENNY'S FATHER!!!!
Or maybe I'm a potato.
These are the thoughts that run through mind at three in the morning after I get a sudden burst of inspiration, getting jolted awake, then not being able to go back to bed.
Or maybe I'm a unicorn.
What is the meaning of life?
Why do Marvel and DC characters 'die' but not really OH WAIT. NEVER MIND. THAT COURTESY PRETTY MUCH ONLY FALLS ON THE VILLAINS.
How are history and time so different?
Life is like fire. If you blow on it just right, it gets stronger. But if a really strong wind comes to a small flame, it gets snuffed out. And no matter how many times you delight the fire, it will always be a different fire. You can't bring back the exact same flame you had before.
For any and all who come across this thread, this is a three am ramble, so yes I know how crazy it looks.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Seriously. I want to know.
Do you think that fish know that they're wet?
Is water wet?
Why do we do anything at all in life?
Teenage hormones are the worse I mean seriously one second I could be the funniest rat of sunshine and the next I'm just about ready to murder someone.
*sunniest ray
Honestly autocorrect made that statement a thousand times better.
I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING AND LEARN EVERYTHING AND MEET EVERYONE AND BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO CURL UP IN A BLANKET AND NEVER COME OUT YA FEEL MEH?
This is gold.
Thank you.
READERS CRY WHEN THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AUTHORS LAUGH AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA WITH SATAN WHEN THEY KILL THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS
HOW DOES THE BRAIN OF A CAT WORK? I MEAN THEY'RE LIKE TINY RULERS OF THE PLANET CATS COULD POSSIBLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD IT'D BE THE CAT-POCALIPSE
Music is good. Music is calming. So why does it also crush your soul when you find out the story behind it or you really listen to the words and you realise that it's about someone who went though some hard things in their life and it's just like "Nnnnooooooooooo why did they suffer?"
IMMA GO DIE OF LAUGHTER NOW BC FUNNIEST RAT WAS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE BUT IT'S SUCH A GOOD AUTOCORRECTED MISTAKE
Why do people think that it's fun to jump from planes and cliffs I mean it could kill you but you're doing it anyway STOP JUMPING OFF CLIFFS YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF.
Tacos are delicious.
My parents were told that I would never be able to sing again after a surgery that was like six years ago I've been asked to sing at my church like twice now
And I'm only thirteen.
And I only found out that I wasn't ever supposed to be able to sing like a few hours ago when my mom told me.