Character Shitposting Chat

Saeyun: Not much. I don't really remember when you left.

Saeyun: Ah. Rough. She okay?

Saeyun: Ah. Kiyo does that to me a lot.
Kiyo: That's because you're a brat.
Saeyun: I am NOT. Just because you're antisocial -
Kiyo: I'm not antisocial I just don't like people.
Saeyun: /throws his hands into the air and gives up/

Saeyun: Apparently not. But I don't make a habit of telling my sunshine to shut up.

Mia :throws open door
Mia: Hello everyone, and welcome to the happy world of Haribo.

Elliot: Hello stranger .

Mia:Hello stranger, stranger.
Mia:(pulls out plastic square, sits on floor and starts blowing up an inflatable chair.)
Mia: Don't mind me, continue speaking.

Saeyun: Is that an inflatable chair?
Kiyo: /pointedly ignores everyone/

Mia: It is in fact, an inflatable chair. Very useful, and comfortable.

Saeyun: Fascinating! If only they gave cashiers access to that technology
Kiyo: You're not even a cashier, the fuck
Saeyun: For the record, I am a naturally empathetic person. I'm just also skilled at turning that instinct off when necessary.

Mia: I bought it at Walmart. Its like, seven dollars. I also bought gummy bears.(pulls out bag) Want some?

Saeyun: I -
Kiyo: No thanks.

Mia, shrugging: Alright. What do you guys do here anyway? Since you don't eat gummy bears or sit in inflatable chairs I assume you must at least enjoy talking to flowers.

Kiyo: Actually prior to this I was an assassin.
Saeyun: Way to scare people away, Sunshine.
Kiyo: That was my goal.

Mia: Oh, you can't assassinated me, I'm not famous. If you killed me it'd just be murder.

Kiyo: Eh. As long as I get paid I don't really care.
Saeyun: Alright, Sunshine… We both know you're lying. But I love you.
Kiyo: /eye roll/

Mia: Cool, cool, no ones going to pay you to kill me though, I'm kind of dying anyway.

Saeyun: Mood.

Mia, eating another gummy bear: Oh, are you sick too? It kind of sucks doesn't it.

Kiyo: Nah, we're both just dead inside.
Saeyun: Speak for yourself.
Kiyo: That's what I've been doing since day one.

Mia, blowing up inflatable chair: So what do you guys do here? Just talk I guess?

Saeyun: Pretty much.
Kiyo: I don't even know why Saeyun dragged me here.
Saeyun: Socialization is good for you.
Kiyo: Yeah, good for my people-killing skills.
Saeyun: This is what I mean when I say that you need to practice talking to people.

Mia: So your name is Saeyun? Am I saying that right? Anyway, I'm Mia.

Saeyun: Yeah, and this is Kiyo. Aka the more murderous one.