Character Shitposting Chat

Kiyo: Cute. Saeyun's already an angel - my Angel.
Saeyun: Aww, I love you too.
Kiyo: Shut up.

Mia: So are you two dating or are you already married.

(I can't see how old they are. ¯\ (°_o)/¯ )

Kiyo: Ew, labels.
Saeyun: What he's trying to say is that we're not technically dating, if you know what I mean. We share feelings for each other -
Kiyo: Ew, emotion.
Saeyun: And such, but we haven't had time to settle down and actually go on a date. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't know how else to explain. You'd have to go… really deep into it to get the full picture.
Kiyo: Yeah let's not.

Mia: You people are making it complicated. Just decide. Yes? No? Doesn't need to take very long.

Kiyo: I dislike labels because they signify attachment. The last person I was attached to was the psychopath that is currently hunting me down.

Mia: Well you just called Saeyun angel so I'm not sure what you mean by 'no attachments' but whatever, thas' cool.

Saeyun: It's more of a title.

Mia, still eating gummy bears: Alright. Is Sunshine a title too?

Saeyun: Yeah. Cuz he lights up my life.
Kiyo: I'll have you know that I can break a man's spine with my bare hands. I am not sunshine.
Saeyun: That's what you think.

Mia: Calm down. No spine breaking. Couple banter's cute and all but, seriously. No. Spine. Breaking.

Kiyo: I don't like that method of murder anyway.
Saeyun: How about we talk about something pointless and silly for once, instead of always being serious?

Mia: Yeah. I'm a normal person. (puts wasp spray back in satchel) So that means I am capable of doing normal things (pushes the inflatable chair behind her.) Like talking about pointless and silly things. (eats more gummy bears)

Saeyun: It's been a while since we've talked about stuff other than what is necessary. Could you… start a conversation?

Mia, shrugs: Sure. Um…. Do you guys like memes? I invest an unhealthy amount of my energy into memes.

Saeyun: I've heard of them… Before 10th grade I was up to date on my memes, but I haven't had the time lately

Mia: There's to many memes to know them all.

Kiyo: What exactly is a… Meme? I've heard it before but I'm not entirely sure.

Mia: Its a picture with word on it. They're supposed to be funny but some people make boring memes. We shun the unfunny memers.

Saeyun: snickers unfunny memers…

Mia: We shun them. They do not exist.

Saeyun: Got it. Unfunny memers are simply a figment of imagination.

Mia: Good you understand.

Saeyun: Nothing really, just small talk.

Mia: Who's that?

Saeyun: Just Enzo. He doesn't talk much.

Mia: Apparently nobody here does. You guys must think I'm obnoxious. All I do is talk. (eats gummy bear)

Kiyo: Nah, it's cool.
Saeyun: As long as you don't start making death threats, I really don't care.