I can show you the world! (OxO) (Closed)

Somehow, she won.
"Oh, look at that," she said.

"You won…" He said

"Yeah, somehow."

"Good job."

She smiled and began to put things away, and then her stomach growled loudly.
"Oh… is it lunchtime already?"

"I know a plan for lunch…" He smirked

"And what's that?" She smirked back.

"Me!"

She stared at him. "Um… what does that mean?"

"I'm da meal!"

She stared at him blankly.

"Nevermind…" He said.
"Shall we go to a pub?"

"Wait, tell me what you meant…"

"Let's move on."

"Wait…" She turned red. "You don't mean…"

"Indeed."

"I thought we would… do that… after the wedding…"

"Or we can do it now. Your choice."

(He's literally so much like my fiancé sometimes it's high-key uncanny.)

She looked at him curiously, then bit her lip, turned red, and looked away.
"After the wedding," she said in a thin voice. "If… you don't mind…"

"Fair enough. I've gone 13.8 billion without it, I could handle a few weeks more."

(Other than the suit thing)

Glad he didn't mind, she smiled and looked back at him. "Well… should we go to the… what was it? Dub?"

(Very, very true. I love him though. He's a bean 50% of the time.)

(He should do a cosplay as Vozreal lmao)
"Pub." Vozreal corrected

(I would actually die laughing, but he would have it on for exactly long enough for me to take a picture and then he'd yeet it off.)
"Pub," she repeated. "Um… what's a pub?"

"It's the European version of a bar."
(THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND WEIRD AT THE SAME TIME)

(He likes me to dress up, but he hates dressing up. He is the epitome of a lazy Halloween costume. I literally just put a bow on his head and told him he was God's gift to humankind. Five minutes later, the bow was gone, and you don't wanna know where.)
"Oh… so they have food there?"

(His nether area?)
"Yes. Yes they do."
(Weird question… But could you dress him up as Vozreal? I just wanna see how he'll look..)

(Nope. My butt, and then his chest, and then my forehead, and then the trash because it wouldn't stick to anything anymore.)
(And no, sadly… personal identity… and also because he hates suits…)
(I could draw him tho maybe???)
"Oh. Yeah, I'm hungry. Can we go?"