Sad Boi Hours (a character chat, run by a character, for characters, who are bored)Open!

Kek: flies back and sees Wren
Kek: Aw man, him again.

Nori: thrashing PUT ME BACK IN COACH AGGHHRR

Wren: Nope, no can do Nori.

Wren: Nope. I can't, otherwise someone else will be pissed at me.

Nori: bites Wren… ~seductively~ and painfully

Kek: WHO CARES LET HIM FIGHT AMBER AGAIN
Kek: OR BETTER YET GO AWAY AGAIN SO THEY CAN FIGHT AGAIN
Kek: Also the petition was burnt successfully and now I am no longer someone who was supposed to attend a hearing two hours ago regarding my being exiled- I am free once again and I'm happy
Kek: Also thank you Nori

Nori: oh it’s no problem, babygirl. *goes back to thrashing *

(I have to go to workkk 🤧🤧 I’ll be in n out)

(Haha. In n out)

Wren: Bites Nori back, just as seductively and painfully Nope. I'm under orders, people.

(Lol, okay.)

Wren: Rolls his eyes The Goddess of Peace. Duh.

Kek: If she ain't here, then do whatever you want! That's my rule. And it works out great- until Amber comes along with another silly rule that I maybe-broke. Like the one about no giving people nightmares if they randomly provoke your dog.
Kek: True story, by the way. Lucky's leg got broken.

Kek: Also wait where'd Amber go- Oh Disneyland she's here.
Kek: For a second I thought Nori threw/kicked/punched her into oblivion and I was like YES!

Nori: sadly not :(

Kek: I wish you did
Kek: Wait can you-
Amber: KEKE YOU'RE DEAD! ONCE THE COUNCIL OF DREAMERS HEARS ABOUT THIS, THEY'LL-
Kek: Well they won't hear about it because you weren't even supposed to be here in the first place. You had no rights to actually start getting the petition signed.
Kek: Oh yeah and I burnt the backup one too.

Nori: laughs… wait can I what?

Kek: Can you actually send her into oblivion. Or space. Or somewhere as far away from us as possible where she can't come back from
Amber: WAIT YOU BURNED BOTH OF THEM I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT SMART-
Kek: offended tone exqueeze me?

Wren: Sighs I have a contract with her, people.

Kek: Contracts are bad.
Amber: Contracts are very bad.
Kek: shushes Amber WE ACTUALLY AGREED THAT'S HORRIBLE
In unison: Contracts are the only reason I'm/she's here right now.
Kek: AAAAAAAGH! CREEPY! WE JUST TALKED IN SYNC GET ME AWAY FROM HER!

Wren: She's a goddess. And besides, magic. And do be quieter, Amber, otherwise I might drop you. And that would be bad for your health.

Kek: YAY MORE FIGHTING WITH AMBER!
Kek: Yay Addic!
Corrin happens to walk by because why not
Corrin: spits out drink Addic? Wren?
Kek: Yes, now shush. DROP HER WREN!