Wren: Nope. Peace was always an option. However, sometimes, to achieve peace, you need violence. So, I'll actually let go of these two. They're quite heavy. Sets them down gently
Sad Boi Hours (a character chat, run by a character, for characters, who are bored)Open!
Wren: Also, hello Corrin! Long time, no see!
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Addic: yes! hops off amber and takes out her knee caps aaaaaaaaa
Corrin: What do you mean, TAKES OUT HER KNEE CAPS? How do you do that? I wanna know!
Kek: Is it messy?
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Addic: um…not really. you just tackle the back of their legs and pin them to the floor.
Corrin: Oh.
Kek: Oh.
Kek: That's disappointing.
Wren: Sighs Any physical, permanent harm WILL have consequences.
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Addic: I know…
Wren: Good.
Nori: I can break her bones with the force of a truck
Wren: No, you can't because I can break you with the force of a truck. I literally have Death on speed dial.
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Addic: hey, i'v met death before. I don't think he liked me.
Wren: Smiles softly Oh, I'm sure he does like you. He just has a habit of pushing people away, because he inevitably ends up hurting them.
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Addic: well, seeing as he is death… ya, I can see that happening.
Wren: As a matter of fact… whispers I think he even has a crush on a mortal.
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Addic: whispering who?
Wren: Laughs I won't tell you! The suspense should keep you asking forever, which will be amusing to me.
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Addic:…
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Addic: why?
Wren: Because cHaOs is my specialty. And peace through violence.
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Addic: yep. I am in a solid state of boredom, what do you want to do?
Wren: Idk, let's drink. Pulls a bottle of Merlot out of the air Want some?
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Addic: ohh, sure, you got glasses or are we drinking out of the bottle, both are good with me.
Wren: Grins Out of the bottle, of course! Pops it open, takes a couple of draughts of it That's some good shit right there. Hiccups
Nori: snorts. it’s probably me. I’m so hot
Ari: the other day you were crying saying you were ugly and that no one would lov-
Nori: shhhh! I thought you left!!
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Addic: let me see. takes bottle from Wren and takes three huge gulps That is very fine indeed.
Wren: Slightly drunk Never -hiccup- assume somebodies gone until -hiccup- you've made absolutely sure -hiccup- they won't come back.
Wren: Takes the bottle back Anyways- Drinks about half of what's left, then grabs some vodka and drains the entire bottle himself. His face is now ash grey, with hardly any glow because he's so drunk now
Nori: got any more of that?
Wren: Still very drunk, pulls a bourbon out of the air for Nori Here you -hiccup- go…