Sad Boi Hours (a character chat, run by a character, for characters, who are bored)Open!

Auretta: realizes what exactly they’re talking about Oh. OH GOD. eyes widen

Val: Snaps and blocks Auretta's ears. She grins. $30 dollars gets you a girlfriend, $50 a wife.
Ítäki: In the same boat as Nori

Nori: turning to Auretta. YES OH GOD!! THIS IS ILLEGAL!!!

Lynn: licks his lips. glad I started saving, then.

Auretta: covers her ears, crying internally Why-

Val: Turns to Nori. Actually, it's perfectly legal.
Ítäki: Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not.

Nori: NO!! THIS IS CALLED PROSTI-

Lynn: shhh! Fine! I’ll go! Cheez its… waves back at Val. see ya later, babygirl

Auretta: confused bean noises WHYYYYYY-

(Is- is this just going to happen every time you join as yourself, Lynn?)

Val: Grins Offer still stands, though. Gives Lynn a kiss, then steps back See ya!
Ítäki: Scowling, she sits down. Thank the gods, that's over…

(I don’t know why it does…)

Lynn: winks and disappears

Nori: it’s okay Auretta. Thank all that’s good and holy…

Auretta: uncovers her ears Noriiiiiiii- I think I’m scarred-

(It might just be that all my characters for some reason think you're the shit, lmao!)

Val: Disappears once more, a sigh resonating through the air.
Ítäki: Shifts to humanoid and wraps Nori and Auretta in a hug.

Auretta: hugs back, looking around Val?

Val's voice echoes. "Yes, little bird?"
Ítäki: Confused, but shrugs and goes with it.

(Ahahhhhh)

Nori: hugs her back, then looks around. Val?

Val sighs. "Yes, Nori?"

Auretta looks worried. “Are…Are you okay?”

Val is amused. "Yes, I am."

Nori sighs, softening his grip on Auretta. “You sure?”

Auretta nods weakly, feeling a bit tired. “Yeah…are you sure?”

"Yes, I am. I may be dead, but I've never felt more alive!"

Auretta looks down. “Okay…”

Val reappears, wrapping Auretta in a hug. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm not gone forever. Seriously, after today, I will be able to be out as long as I want.

Nori raises an eyebrow, pulling his knees to his chest. “This really is so weird…”

"I know, Nori. But hey, at least you can mess with everyone by splitting into someone else!" Val says.

Nori shakes his head. “No I… I want to be normal.” He looks back at the deep scars on his wings. “I just want to be a normal kid.”

Val sighs. "That was impossible from the moment you first began existance."

Nori stares blankly at the ground. He says nothing, just sighs

Val walks over and lifts Nori's chin, forcing him to look her in the eyes. "It's not a bad thing. Hell, whatever you've done, I've probably done it as well. Check the area around my wings."

Nori nervously looks at Vals wings, eyebrows raised. “Oh god Val…”

She slowly unlaces the back of her dress. Around her wings are angry, brutal red scars. "I get your pain, Nori. I understand you better than you think."