Notebook.ai

Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

@Otto_OtterOverlord forum 4436 comments schedule
business

Addic: Coughs what is skulldust exactly?

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: Skulldust is made from the skulls of beings like humans.

business

Addic: oh… looks at his flask and drinks the rest of it It's very dry.

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: That's kinda the point. It's bone dust.

business

Addic: well, that would make sense. it won't kill me will it?

person_off
Deleted user

corin: nope. if you vomit right now, vomiting up the skulldust might summon a common demon, thugh.

business

Addic: Really!?! rummages thru supply of pouches

person_off
Deleted user

corrin: it's a 1-out-of-9 chance. depends on if Envy wants to let one of her minions be indebted to you. or if Crimson is feeling nice enough.

business

Addic: Oh… well worth a try. dumps a tiny pouch into another bottle of vodka chugs it and throws up

person_off
Deleted user

corrin: watches expectantly

person_off
Deleted user

Dūrus: Summons a demon just for Addic, because why not Here's a demon, Addic. Envy and Crimson are unlikely to give you a demon.

business

Addic: ahhhh, it's so cute… reaches out to pet the demon

person_off
Deleted user

corrin: hehehe what'll you call it? i've got a common demon too. named daefeto. he has issues with people… and food…. and people not being food. he's killed me three times.
corrin: imma just see if i can get him on the chat one sec-

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: OOH, yes! More demons, please! Pets Addic's demon How about… Ūñ'Ÿérthœ? Or in English, Fluffy Death?

person_off
Deleted user

corrin: YES, call it Fluffy Death!

person_off
Deleted user

corrin has dragged daefeto to the keyboard after a minor struggle
daefeto has logged on. ish.
daefeto: waesrtfghjukl;
daefeto: sdfgyhujikopl[ou8ytrfghj
dafeto: ihateyoucorrinhjksdfghjkoiuytf
daefeto has spit on teh keyboard and left the chat

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: Įsdæqûï ėshtâ œī frū ñéshtår?

business

Addic: I think I'll name him Oliver, or Bile, or Faust, or Set, or Fluffy death.

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: Pardon the slip there… awww… why not Ūñ'Ÿérthœ, or Fluffy Death? That's a good name for him!

business

Addic: how do you pronounce… um Ūñ'Ÿérthœ

person_off
Deleted user

Vē'Êtherñøth: And just so you know, if I were to try and translate my name, it would end up breaking this meeting point of universes and realities. OONYEH'EIY-EHR-though.

business

Addic: you know, I think I'll just stick with Fluffy death, or fluffy D. for short

person_off
Deleted user

daefeto has come back to the keyboard after reading this over corrin's shoulder while trying to get to the meat in the fridge
daefeto: kjygfcvbnkl-fluffydeathis-ghjkloih-notasuitable-jhgfcvbjk-nameforademo-jhghjknhj
daefeto: oohgnof
daefeto: stupidfricking-hjkl-fingerlesspawclaws-dfg

person_off
Deleted user

corrin has removed daefeto from the keyboard
corrin: don't listen to him. FLUFFY D FTW!

person_off
Deleted user

Dūrus: Amused Yes… I like Fluffy Death!

business

Addic: Pulls a tiny hat from pocket and places it on fluffy d

person_off
Deleted user

daefeto is now at the keyboard again
daefeto: cfgvbhnjkjiuytfrd-whydontletthis-sdfghjklj98765edvbj-personhumiliateyo-ytrfdcvbnjk-likethisjhgftdxcfvgbhnjkml
corrin: GO AWAY
corrin: addic is NICE. he won't hurt fluffy d.
daefeto: serdfghjklpoi9u8y7t6r5e4w-hissssssssssthfdeathtoyou-dcfgvhbjkloiuytrdfghjkl

business

Fluffy d: walks around sowing off his new hat then try's to bite corrin's finger off
Addic: Vodka any one?

person_off
Deleted user

daefeto: yes-xdcvbhjnkl-bitehisfinger fghjk oooooooooooooh theres a spacebar>? djktff hahahhaaaaaaaaa i have mastheerwd the keytboiard f
corrin: daefeto, the internet is corrupting your mind go away-
daefeto: bites corrins finger oaky thyern "fluyrffy dee" noiw yoiu tryy,../

business

Fluffy d: bites corins finger light diiis?