Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

daefeto: yessssssssss likjhe thart very gud
corrin tries to yeet daefeto away from keyboard
daefeto bites corrin's finger
corrin: hey, uh, fluffy d? would you do me a favour and give daefeto a hug? it's hwne you wrap your arms around someone and squeeze. hard. he really, really loves hugs. i'm sure he could teach you how to give me a hug if you gave him one….
corrin unplugs computer so daefeto can't answer

Wren: What… you know what, nevermind. I don't want to know. Go get 'em, Fluffy D!

Dūrus: Smiles, freezes everyone That's enough of that.

daefeto: GAAAAAAAAGHHHH! my Lord, i didnt k now yoiu weree a "soup cultistt" canb you get flurffy deeee offre me?
corrin: takes picture of daefeto and fluffy d 'hugging'
daefeto: derlete thast now
corrin smiles

corrin: addic, can i hire fluffy d?
daefeto: gerroff righty now or i smitye yoiu, flurffy deeee

corrin: okay. he'll be very useful for keeping daefeto away from my food… and my neighburs who he thinks are food… and anything taht moves
daefeto: i will smite yoiu for this corring. i will not smitye flurffy deeee becaurse iffy he hired for mee, then i teech him the ways of deons for tromentingg humansd

corrin: fluffy d, if you listen to daefeto then you won't get to hug him ever again. or bite me.
corrin subtly yeets daefeto away

corrin: you did miss a good show. it was fun. and it hurt. ish.

Wren: Wtf did I miss? I look away for a minute and this happened?

daefeto came back
daefeto: i wantr drink
daefeto: theng i smitye corring

corrin: smacks martini out of daefeto's claws
throws it out the window
runs from a vengeful daefeto

daefeto: amusesd growl last i checkered, he was runnink aftert me when corring tried to yeet me
daefeto: come on, flurffy deeee. you canattack corring now!
corrin has literally vanished into thin air
corrin: he is loyal to addic. ish.
daefeto: burt i his kind
daefeto: he obey me and Liord Deathy
ccorrin: fluffy D, if you kill me, you make Addic very sad. then he might take away your special hat!

daefeto: don't let this humman enslave yoi-
corrin: sdfghjkugf
corrin: sorry that was to stop daefeto from finishing that-
daefeto: fjkl;uf
daefeto: that was to shut corrin up-
corrin: ….
corrin has successfully yeeted daefeto into the Unterworld

Dūrus: The alcohol soup woud be good. And no, you will not die from that.

Vē'Êtherñøth: In another reality, I'm being embarrased by having a 10-year-old girl with all the power and none of the control posess me. Yay…

Dūrus: Awkwardly Where did the fool go? I mean, I know where he went, but… where did he go?