Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Ren: uhhh… okay? Weird. Anyways…

Wren: Relieved Thank you.
Dūrus: Sighs, sits down

Ren: so… other Wren! Is your name short for anything? He flaps his albatross wings

Mei: (Does spaghetti O's count as soup)

(Plz is spaghetti Os a soup or not?)

(ig? i mean, google says. i've never actually had so i wouldn't know personally but google says it's like tomatt soup)

(I would consider it so)

(Yea it like tomato soup with spaghetti O noodles in it 😋)

(So am I in the cult?)

Wren: Nope, just Wren!
Dūrus: In case you were wondering, my name means Harsh or Cruel, which I am not.

(Am i in?)

Ren: dang that’s cool! Mine is short for Reginald. rolls eyes. Not my favorite, so I usually go by Ren. What do y’all do in your spare time? eyes Dūrus. And… why does your name mean… that?

(Sure! I think that’s ok)

(Yay)

Wren: Bows Thank you!
Dūrus: I am Death itself. I do not know why you mortals chose this name for me, and yet I have it. You also call me the Black Mist and the Silent Watcher.

Mei: umm hi I'm Mei I am new to the cult and I love spaghetti O's

Ren: that’s sick dawg! Nice! Good for you! punches him lightly in the shoulder

Wren: Bows gracefully, smiling Welcome, Mei!
Dūrus: Sighs Leave, else this place will be the literal death of you.

Ren: smiles, oblivious to Dūrus’s quip. sup!

Mei: huh?

Wren: Sighs You don't have to scare everyone, you know.
Dūrus: Confused I'm being serious though.
Wren: Oh.

Mei: I have no clue what is going on but I lOvE iT

Ren: sounds like a party to me!

Mei: heck yea

Wren: Same, Mei.

Dūrus has left to take some souls

Mei to Durus: I am terribly sorry but I don't speak baguette

Wren: Lol! I don't know this "Baguette" language. Is it French?

Mei: have you not been exposed to the world of memes?

Wren: Ummm… I'm an inter-dimensional shapeshifter made of antimatter and spare singularities. Of course I've been exposed to the world of memes.

Techna has joined the cult

Techna: My word, ladies and gentlemen! What is the meaning of this cult?
Wren: Groans, rolls his eyes Oh, whatever. It's a soup cult, quite obviously. You've accessed it from your head, so you must know what it is.

Ren: well hello new person! Weclom! flashes stupid smile