Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

On’nyosh: Nods happily at Mahyr’kie. It may be because of the world I’m from. The birdfolk are the only ones with tails that I remember. But, anyway, I honestly could care. Lounges and rolls over. His little hat falls off. Damn it. Rolls back over and grabs it in his mouth, then sets it down in front of him. Hmm… Rolls over and grabs his hat, tossing it onto his belly. There.

(I can’t get the image of a cute gecko wearing a black and red coat with a little hat out of my head. It’s so adorable!)

(Hug the gecko, love the gecko. Lmao!)

On’nyosh: Blinks at Mahyr’kie, then grins. Thank you. I honestly didn’t realize I would be so cute as a gecko, but geckos are just cute anyway, so yeah. Lounges contentedly. And you’re a prince? Neat. Never met a prince before. Or any form of actual royalty. My homeworld has a guild society.

(Lol)
(It works. He’s pretty cool)
(Cavalier hat, aka musketeer’s hat. On’nyosh is actually iconic for it. I could link a pic of him, if you like)

On’nyosh: I understand disarray. A group of otherworldly ‘heroes’ decided to pop up a few years back and absolutely wrecked everything! I could rant for hours on all the whatnot they’ve done. The only issue is that they’re actually the only ones who can save what’s left. Sighs. He notices Kek leave, but doesn’t react.

(Just for the hell of it. Here’s On’nyosh as himself. The pic is a screenshot from the website called Heroforge)
(And that’s cool, and hysterical, and strangely fitting. Lmao!)

On’nyosh: Well… sighs. And I’m not even going to try and guess how it’ll end for my world. I can’t decide if the ‘heroes’ are brilliant or outright incompetent. After all, they went from toppling the creepy and evil God of Decay’s cult to accidentally summoning him! The idiocy!

(Thank you!)

On’nyosh: A lot of stupidity, and the influence of an evil sentient grimoire that believes the God of Decay is a sort of mentor. I hate that book. Snorts at the mention of the god of chaos. Well, I know a god of chaos as well, except he’s draconic and arrogant as hell. Me and him don’t see eye to eye, to put it nicely.

On’nyosh: Speaks in a sarcastic tone, Yeah, very pleasurable. Snorts again. Lucitius, or as I like to call him, Mister Shoe-is-Blue, among other names.

On’nyosh: Snorts in amusement, then grins. Yes he is. Though, if you’re referring to me, then yes I am. But, Mister Shoe-is-Blue is a fitting name. Because Lucitius is blue, as in very blue. Body, eyes, horns, clothes, items, all blue. I’ve wondered for a while now if he’s obsessed with the color.

On’nyosh: Snorts in amusement. No idea what song that is, but alright. Snickers at the sight of Mahyr’kie as a gecko.

On’nyosh: Well, geckos galore. Snickers again.

On’nyosh: Snickers. Red Finger to the rescue! Pauses. That was very random, I know.

On’nyosh: Snorts. I am content with my coat and beloved hat.