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Mahyr’kie: absolutely annoyed, tackles Demi, scratching her I SAID back OFF!!

Kek: Actually, yeah, he's busy with Peggy.
Dreamform Kek: Peggy's his demon guinea pig.
Kek: I guinea-pig-sit her on weekends.

Both Keks: Go Mahyr’kie!

Kardashev: Jumps up and merely touches those who are intent on harming Addic, freezing them No harm shall come to my wards. NONE. Now. Go. Away.

Dreamform Kek: Interesting. You're back.
Kek: misheard I'm a word? I guess I am but that's just kinda random…. Addic is also a word?
Dreamform Kek: Are you dumber when I'm not in there too? He said ward not word.
Kek: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Okay, cool. Way to go, Kardashev!

Kardashev: Splits his form so that there's now two gecko Kardashevs
Kardashev 2: Bows at Kek and grins Thank you!

Dreamform Kek: Is that a Dreamform or a variation on that? Do you share a mind? What about pain- If I (theoretically, of course) hurt you, would the other feel it?
Kek: Two yay!

Keko

Kardashev 1 & 2 at the same time: We share a mind, but not pain. SO, theoretically, if form 1 was hurt, form 2 would not be hurt.

(OH MY GODS YES!!!! Thank you for this amazing thing!)

Dreamform Kek: Cool. We share a mind when we're merged, but once we split we don't. I, being a Dreamform and thus not having a solid form, cannot actually feel pain. I have a heart and he has a heart so when we're merged, we actually have two hearts.
Kek: grinning Which means you'll have to kill us twice to actually kill us!

Kardashev 1: Grins Interesting. SO, could I try it?
Kardashev 2: Pulls a butcher knife out of the air

Kardashev 1: Waves a hand at Addic, freeing him There you go.
Kardashev 2: Still holding a butcher knife

Kek: No, why would you-
Dreamform Kek: Did you just conjure that or manifest it or was it conveniently there?
Dreamform Kek: Also no. You cannot try it because 1) You said we're your wards and you're not supposed to kill your wards. 2) Dying would suck. _Again.

(AHHH I LOVE KEKO!!!)

(He's so cute! Now I just needa add on a monocle-)

Kardashev 1: Chuckles Because why not?
Kardashev 2: Puts away the knife, disappointed It's always there.

Mahyr’kie: slashes his clawed hands at the air Demi used to be in, then growls. rats. he goes to Addic, inspecting his wrists for any wounds. are you alright?? Why is this girl your friend!???

(Oh my gods, yes! Keko with a monocle… the best thing ever!)

Dreamform Kek: Mildly cool. How do you not stab yourself? Selves? DISNEYLAND THINGS ARE SO HARD WHEN YOU'RE TWO PEOPLE
Kek: looks up from doing… something… involving his monocle and a pile of moondust with cinnamon sticks on top Hear, hear.

Dreamform Kek: Also heads up, you've got about two more minutes.

Kardashev: Sighs, merges Kardashev 2 When we grab stuff, it's not anywhere, technically. It just exists.

Kardashev: Confused To what?

Kek: Sorry, that was for Mahyr’kie.

Mahyr’kie:sad growl Awww Keko!!! Oh!! You delight me!!!

Kek: Why would I delight you if you're sad? Can someone explain that?
Kek: Also Kardashev is actually here now ask him to turn you back.

Mahyr’kie: well, first I was sad about changing back into a gecko, and then I saw you with your adorable outfit, standing on that small pile of odd sand, which delighted me. And yes, Kardashev, I would greatly appreciate if I was turned back into my original form I am most accustomed to.

Kardashev: Sighs, the turns Mahyr'kie back to normal There you go… you made a cute gecko though.

Mahyr’kie: smoothing out his jacket. why thank you.