Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Kardashev: Grins You're welcome!

Kek: I am standing on this pile of sand because I'm trying to summon something… I think. I'm actually not quite sure. I'm trying to use my monocle to set fire to the cinnamon sticks which, on the moondust, will definitely summon something. But it may be a demon, or a fellow Nightmarish, which would be awkward because I'm a gecko. Or, because of the cinnamon, it may be an angel or a Dreamweaver. Which would also be awkward. But fun.

Kardashev: Lights the cinnamon sticks on fire for Keko There you go.

Mahyr’kie: Ooh! You should summon my friend! They always make life more interesting. mahyr’kie sighs, staring off and smiling, then clears his throat and tugs at his collar.

Kek: The Oracle thing? Yeah, thanks for the idea, but I have no idea what'll happen-
Kek: watches fire grow in a perfect circle It's happening! excited Keko squeal

Kardashev: Picks Keko up and sets him on his shoulder Don't want to get burned, do you?

Kardashev: Sighs And you wouldn't let anybody save you from her… she's a bitch, you know.

Mahyr’kie: yay!! Boy, I love Orac! blushes. that creepy freak…
Ah, that’s good, Addic. I was concerned that you had purposefully entered that relationship. That… thinks for the right word sucks.

Kek: watches summoning circle expectantly
An unknown has been summoned
Kek: Whatisitwhatisitwhatisit! more Keko squeals
The unknown steps out of the fire
Unknown: OW THAT BURNS!
Kek: watching

Kardashev: Excited Who is it?

Mahyr’kie: sighs. it’s not Orac. If they had been summoned, they would have gone, “Ooh! That tickles!” Followed by manic laughter. Mahyr’kie sighs, dreamily

Kek: squinting
Kek: NO WAIT WHY GO BACK- I DIDN'T WANT YOU-
The unknown is no longer unknown
Amber: I… WHAT JUST HAPPENED KEKE WAS THAT YOU OW YOU BURNED ME I HATE YOU!

Kardashev: Cackling

Dūrus chuckles, nowhere to be seen. "See? I told you, Kek."

Dūrus pauses, then sighs and manifests himself in his natural 24' form

Kardashev: Oblivious, turns around and looks up into a face of absolute darkness OHHOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK-
Dūrus: Telepathically chuckles Pardon me, Kardashev. I meant no harm.
Kardashev: Clutching his heart Never… again… please…

Kardashev: Sighing Oh, I have. It's impossible to get used to him being so huge and yet so silent though.
Dūrus: Chuckles mentally again I'm glad to know you remember me, Kardashev.

Dreamform Kek splits
Dreamform Kek: sees Amber Gods, I hate you. But this is interesting! Because of the cinnamon and the fire, we summoned a half-breed!
Kek: Oh. That explains it. Interesting result!
Amber: Wait you're still a gecko- BY THE WAY THIS IS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED IF YOU KNEW WHAT HE'S DONE TO ME! - lunges and grabs Kek off Kardashev
Dreamform Kek: Dūrus, I hate you.
Kek: Somewhat agree. I felt kinda bad for sending her there BUT NOW I'M STUCK WITH HER AGAIN! I SUMMONED HER THIS TIME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! I'M STUCK WITH HER…. FOREVER!

Dūrus: Takes the flask, knowing it's poisoned and removes any traces of that poison from his system You should not drink from random flasks. She put that where she knew you'd be likely to grab it.
Kardashev: Grins Thank you for saving my child!

Kardashev: Grins wider, snatches Kek back and hides him Because you're one of my gecko children!
Dūrus: Sighs, then leaves

Kek: Because you're one of his wards, right?

(ik it's cool when that happens)

(Yes, we did! It's rare… and cool!)

(AND AGAIN, LMAO!)