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Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

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Addic: Probably.

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Epsilon: on the floor PLEEEEEASE

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Addic: passes flask to Epsilon then ignores him Do you want me to get you one?

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Epsilon: chugs it, then runs around frantically, laughing like a maniac

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Ítäki: Grins Yes, I would like you to get me a barrel of it.

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Addic: K, walks away

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Ítäki: Waits for Addic to come back. Eventually she gets bored and returns to her full size, finding a dead planet to play with while she waits.

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Addic: walks back pulling a waggon of three barrels Here you go.

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Ítäki: Lunges back down to earth, shrinking once more. She cracks open each barrel and drains them all in seconds. She burps. Oh gods, that is some good shit. Her words are slurred.

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Addic: both thumbs up you can thank Stawski Spirytus for that.

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Ítäki: Definitely drunk Than you, Stawski Spirytus! She falls when she tries to take a step and looks confused.

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Addic: pulls out a syringe May I? steps forward

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Ítäki: Possibly. What will it do?

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Addic: It will make you sober so you can get drunk again. I use it all the time.

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Ítäki: Confused But I want to stay drunk.

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Addic: It's for the hangover. It takes a bit to kick in, so it kind of skips it.

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Ítäki: Why would I want to skip the most important part of drinking alcohol?

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Addic: because it sucks. is now confused

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Ítäki: Laughing But I is dragon! Hangovers for me are like… like… bees! They are like bees buzzing around my head! The outside, not the inside.

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Addic: I don't get it, why would you want that?

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Ítäki: Why wouldn't you?

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Addic: hangovers must be different for dragons. stabs himself with the syringe and chugs a bottle of the vodka

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Ítäki: Confused I just said they were, though.

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Addic: exactly!

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Ítäki: Even more confused Okay.

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Epsilon: stumbles out of the corner wowza! I camfttt seee… runs into Addic can I… devour youu?

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Addic: cuts off a chunk of his arm and throws it to Epsilon you may eat that. drinks a yellow vile and his arm heals

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Tuke: Okay, THAT is COOL. How does that work?

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Addic: I do not know you, I will not be sharing my secrets with a stranger.

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Epsilon: stumbling, chewing on Addic’s arm. nice mister let’s me eat him, and then magic juice grows it back so I can eat it againnn starts laughing