Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Tuke: So if I cut it off, it would grow back and I would just have an arm?

Tuke: That truly sucks. And I'm Tuke. I'm Kek and Gino's brother and Epsilon's cousin, I think, and I was a spoon up until now.

Tuke: Actually, I have no idea. turns to Raef WHy a spoon?
Raef: Because I like soup and I always had the spoon with me so you couldn't escape.
Tuke: …As a spoon?

Raef: Because forks are less useful.
Tuke: You can STAB PEOPLE WITH THEM, of course they're USEFUL!
Raef: But with a SPOON, I can make SOUP.

Raef: See? He gets it!
Tuke: BUT WITH A FORK YOU CAN STAB SOMEONE'S EYES OUT!
Raef: With a SPOON you can SCOOP their eyes out!
Tuke: ….But the spoon I was was too big to do that.

Tuke: Then you would be STABBING, which is why there are FORKS!
Corrin: Forks are not for stabbing people's eyes! They're for stabbing the eyes of food.
Tuke: Humans ARE food.

Ítäki: Drunk and confused What am I hearing?

Tuke: What do potatoes have to do with this?
Raef: EVERYTHING.

Ítäki: Sighs

Aiden has joined the chat, his arms as inked as ever.

Aiden: Oh, hey Raef. I remember you from a while back.
Ítäki: Confused, she squints at Aiden So… who are you?
AIden: Laughing I joined this thing a long time ago. He looks around. It's been forever since I've been here. Where's Asuka and Wren?

The two aforementioned people appear as though they were summoned.

Wren: Oh, hey Aiden! Wraps him in a hug It's been awhile. Where have you been?
Asuka: Snorts and looks around Last time I was here, everyone was getting drunk.
Aiden: Carefully hugs Wren back, trying to avoid crushing the smaller dude. I've been… places. I've gotten older, as well. Last time I was here, I was… 5? 6?

Ren has joined the chat… again.

Ren: hey Wrenny! points at Aiden who’s that?

Epsilon: roaring drunk I would like to taste every one…. one of youuu

Wren: Laughs This is an old friend from Arcadia. His name is Charles Aiden Rente III, and he's the emperor of an entire continent now.
Asuka: Snorts Arcadia… what a dumb name for the World of Light.
Ítäki: Is veri confused now I- I'm just going to go over here. She walks over to a corner and sits down.
Aiden: Grins Hey, so you must be Wren's boyfriend. And I don't go by Charles, by the way. I go by Aiden. Charles is too pretentious.

Ren: smiles, putting an arm around Wren. yup! And I get it. No one can pronounce my real name, so I either go my Reginald or Ren.

Raef: to Aiden Hello. I don't remember you at all.
Tuke: More people!

Aiden: Chuckles Try me. I would like to attempt to pronounce your real name.
Wren: Wraps his own arms around Ren I would also like to hear your real name.
Asuka: Watches Ítäki, then walks over. I've never met an Elder before.
Ítäki: Bobs her head Indeed, I am an Elder. Very few of us were reincarnated.

Ren: smiles, pulling Wren closer. alright. he spells -Rétzinalnt- out on some paper. try it.

Wren and Aiden at the same time: Grin RAEHT-zihn-AHLNT
Ítäki and Asuka: Watch in amusement

Ren: ’s eyes widen. dang… no one has don’t that before…

Wren: Grins What can I say, I'm special.
Aiden: Chuckles, starts drawing designs on his palms.

Asuka and Ítäki have left to go do a thing somewhere.

Raef: to Aiden So how do you know me?
Kek: Are we gonna discover that THEY'RE FAMILY and so now it's MORE undiscovered family?
Kek: That seems to be happening a lot here.

Epsilon: family!!

Ren: what in the world is that…

Aiden: Chuckles, then turns to Raef You obviously don't recognize me, so I'll explain: I was like, 5, 6 years old when I first joined, and I was definitely not so inked up. Or muscled. Anyways, I left for a bit, going back home, and have finally found my way back here.
Wren: Startled That's one hell of a journey.
Aiden: Turns back to Ren What is what?

Raef: Huh. Okay then. Then I would have had George with me because- MY GODS I NEED TO BRING GEORGE!
Corrin: Yes, you do.
Tuke: ignores RAef and Corrin What do you MEAN, what is family? FAMILY is people you're related to or people who are your friends who feel like family because your real family sucks. One of those. Family is good.

(George is Raef's pet raccoon. that makes soup and knows how to draw words in the dirt)

Aiden: Chuckles Indeed you did.
Wren: Confused

RAef: One sec goodbye I needa go get George. stomps foot once, ground breaks and swallows him up before filling over again
Tuke: confused