Ren: I know what family is… I mean… gestures to epsilon
Epsilon: waves and disappears
Lynn: yeah, no one liked him. I’m kicking him out. also disappears
Ren: …
Tuke: Oh, okay. Well he's my cousin and Kek's cousin and Gino's cousin and I'm their brother and Epsilon's cousin who was a spoon for a while.
Aiden: Calls out to Lynn right before they leave Hey, Pheonix!
Wren: Sighs Breaking reality, like usual.
Raef: appears back from underground with a rather fat raccoon in his arms
Raef: This is George.
Tuke: My gods what is that thing it's so GRAY and FLUFFY and EDIBLE-LOOKING!
Wren: Squeals OHMYGODSITSSOFLUFFYCANIPETITPLEASE!
Aiden: Laughs Slow your roll, Wren.
Raef: Yes you can.
Tuke: pokes George Why do I feel like this would taste amazing?
Kek: BECAUSE IT WILL.
Wren: Squeals and runs over, stroking the raccon's silky fur He's so soft and cute.
Aiden: Laughs
Raef: Yes he is.
Tuke: BUT IS IT EDIBLE?
Raef: NO.
Kek: YES.
Wren: Turns and glares at Tuke Don't eat George, or you will die.
Aiden: Holds up his newly inked hands Whoah, everyone calm down.
Kek: I thought we already established that NIghtmarish can't die?
(Alright, off to work! I’ll be back later :’)
(See ya then!)
(bye :)
Wren: Do you really want to test a being that is, in and of itself, a paradox?
Aiden: Sighing, smiles I do kinda want to see this fight.
Hope: yawn
Aiden: Swiftly turns, drwing an arcane symbol in the air. Who are you?
Wren: Continues focusing on Kek.
Kek: Probably. Yes?
Tuke: If this is about George, then I can just go get ANOTHER raccoon and eat THAT ONE.
Raef: covers George's ears That's almost as bad!
Gino: WHY are we trying to EAT HIM in the first place?
Kek: Because it's fluffy and would make people sad and mad if I ate it.
Tuke: Because I don't like Raef.
Raef: So you're going to EAT MY RACCOON because I turned you into a spoon?
Tuke: Yep. Or A raccoon because now I genuinely want to know what they taste like. But mostly George.
Epsilon: has returned, and raises a hand. I heard someone say eat something!! Who are we eating!? looks at George. awwww…
Ren: yeah, isn’t it cute!
Epsilon: it looks so YUMMY
Ren: NO
Tuke: See, Epsilon understands!
Raef: REN understands. You, Kek and Epsilon do NOT.
Ren: I can promise you, they don’t taste all that good. I’ve had a few before.
Epsilon: … but it looks so FRESH. And it’s cute lil face looks so monchable
Raef: You eat George and YOU will be a spoon! And I will use you to make as much soup as possible and every time I do that your face will be used to stir scalding hot soup! And you will be a spoon for the rest of eternity!
Corrin: He can actually do all of that. Even the eternity part.
Tuke: If he can do it for eternity, how long was I a spoon?
Raef: UhhhHHhhH….. Three years.
Tuke: WHAT?!
Epsilon: angy growling
Ren: speaking of spoons… winks at Wren
Raef: Why are there so many raccoon-eaters here?
Tuke: New rule. This is teh raccoon-eating cult. George is our "mascot" and Raef is no longer allowed here.
Kek: Sounds fun!
Epsilon: yay! disappears into a void and returns with a raccoon. here is one! It was eating some paper!!
Raef: Where- How-
Raef: grabs George tighter YOU WILL NOT EAT GEORGE!
George: indignant hiss at Epsilon, Tuke and Kek
Tuke: to Epsilon Ooooh, can I have that one?
Epsilon: grinning evilly sure! You can have the little… fluffy demon creature, that eats things that everyone else thinks is gross. And people are scared of it even though it’s so cute and cuddly and…
Epsilon: sobbing no!! You can’t eat him!!
Tuke: confused So you were excited about eating raccoons and went to find one to eat after being told you couldn't eat RAef's, but now I can't eat it?
Raef: Very good. That is how it should be.
Kek: I'll go get one, then, if we can't have that one. clutches pendant around his neck and disappears
Aethea: Death, that means that I have to- also disappears
Gino: calling after them GOOD RIDDANCE!
Epsilon: hugs raccoon tightly. Well, not this one. Not the paper-eating one. I will call you…. Shark!
Shark: chitters reluctantly as it’s squeezed
Raef: Hello, Shark. This gestures to George is George.
Gino: Can I pet it?
Kek hath returned
So hath Aeteha
Kek: holds up a raccoon Behold, the almighty raccoon that is Khonsu!
(khonsu's name is ancient egyptian god of the moon. fitting for both kek and khonsu himself)
(I love that!!!)
Epsilon: waves Shark’s hand, then proceeds to talk in a very high voice Why hello, George! Very nice to meet you this fine day!
Epsilon: to Gino Yeah! You can pet him!
Shark: growling
