Taken off a post from Tumblr…
Versin: Big lizard gets mad at little creatures
Nevihata: Guy fights in battle, says, “aight’, I’m boutta head out”
Kuna: Furry alien gets shot in the eye, chokes on oxygen and has life changing realization
Acigokon: Dude leads galactic cult
Asera: Plant thing pollutes the minds of small children
Met: Then he just fucking up and dies? Like who does that am I right?
Neo: King power was so mysterious until everyone died at the end
Zack: Soft boi does have his sad times
Kimber: Girl flips out during microwave weather, becomes half chicken and is sold to aliens
Dominik: Escaped Petri-dish inhabitant wants global revolution
Karia: Angry lady is gonna hurl a bowling ball at your head if you don't stop talking
Moroni: "How dare you assume that I know what I'm doing??"
Carmen: bird lady loses everything, adopts soldiers, and then ascends
Vorex: breaking news! angry killer is actually a soft teen dad, more after his next kill-
Tatius: stressed, depressed, and trying his best. also- "who are you???"
Tyler: childish boy contemplates the meaning of life, accidentally unlocks a few secrets of the universe
Saraia: stressed rude lady tries to be mom, 50% success
Cedrix: smart man tries to unlock secrets to the universe, "accidentally" slaughters and maims thousands in the process
The two lovers lips met for the final time,tears streaming down their cheeks as they held eachother close in the throne room. Madz and Crystal together till the end. As the two women clutched close to eachother they heard the steady thudding of 5 million wings,as the dragons set the place aflame. Two lovers now ash,together forever.
pets
Zairyn: Soft Boi™️ #1 is banished from his tribe, gets saved a bunch by Soft Boi™️ #2, demons are jerks to them but they pull through by the Power of Gay
ROVER-13: smol bot denies having emotions but falls in love with another smol bot in the process of saving humanity
Marina: white bat actually magical child in disguise, follows girl home, girl's home becomes a refuge for magic creatures
Angelica: just kind of a chaotic cycle of "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT" and "this is fine", even after she saves the day
Paju: turns out most of his self-loathing issues are because he's a runt but it also turns out that no-one cares and he's loved immensely
Celena: A reclusive and kind-of jackass dead teenager who got hit by a truck in traffic and got her ass sent to a fantasy world good old isekai style, and proceeds to accidentally release an ancient and archaic evil sealed away eons ago. slow clap
Ren: A literal fox boy (I'm not a furry I swear) who's as straight as a semi-circle and lost an arm to poachers
Elliot: The cute and positive member of the party who always has a smile, but ends up having a violent mental breakdown and shows some slightly terrifying yandere tendencies.
Amani: overthrows own mother and becomes Sultan while bitching the entire time
Kai: falls in love with chaos friend, vows to rule by her side and gives brother his blessing to rule his kingdom
Safira: decides men are gross and kills the man hunting her, finally holds hands with pretty(trash friend) girl
Tianzi: dies one more time during story, quits job as priestess, decides baby is cute, helps overthrow kingdom, eventually gets her egg rolls, never gets a better sense of fashion
Chrys: gives piggy back rides, throws axe so hard it splits man's skull, finally gets cat
Esmerelda: is a baby, as babies are, stays adorable, causes earthquake
Mike: Ace man who will make direct eye contact while completely ignoring romantic advances in order to assert dominance. Also he gets in fights a lot but spoiler alert, he wins all of them.
Vali: hhhh well he lives for about 600 years. 599 of those years are spent in misery and darkness. Then he dies :/
Nina: Sweet kind angel of grace and beauty who is too good for this world, too pure. You guessed it, she marries the local bad boy in her town XD
The Dust: Worst-kept secret of the year: he's a friggin god. Better-kept secret: he's also a massive troll.
Vinyan: The thing he wanted to forget when he got ALL his memories removed was the death of his little sister. Except….turns out she didn't actually die. -_-
Jade: >:l to :l to »>:'(
Mel: everyones gansta till all your friends start dying
Crys: why you sad? why you mad? when you can be, dead kills everyone (ok im exaggerating)
Misty: whaddup demon, it's ya boi, M- almost gets killed I lived, bi-
Halley: your friendly neighborhood meme heckin dies
Starry: :D look i have friend. she lit. no guys she's nice. yeah this is fine. no she doesn't have ulterior moTI- dies
Addar
Kaiman: Get's killed because he accidentally invented Utilitarianism.
Aya: Dies because she was too hung up on her fiance to do finish anything useful.
Kirisano: Sad bloke that really hopes killing a guy will make him feel better.
Jayla: Has a mega crush, Dies for said crush.
Yarri: was dead to begin with. But she did her darndest to take down some evil government before she did die.
Disticts
Daniella: Has control issues.
Silas: Finds out mutual respect might be worth the trouble.
Josiah: Finds out he's attractive.
Nathaniel: Find out that- dies.
Dogera: Two dudes find out they can fuse into an otherworldly monster, but it’s unstable and half of the time results in screaming matches that look really chaotic on both the outside and inside
Lepir: Oil thing escapes from prison, gets lit on fire and gets even more angry
Centi: I am not a Centipede for the love of god
Dasmi: Kind of like Dogera but even more unstable and it’s just one girl and a big monster
Iutraanda: Floods basement, hunts down people, escapes and becomes a regular working citizen
Jibikami: Literally a dinosaur, has a good 65 million year long nap, wakes up
Somros: I see why humans are afraid of Shifters now
The Red Mountain: Dropkicks the entire universe
Chaotic fire girl tries to kill girl, girl meets water girl. Water girl and girl become friends. Fire girl “accidentally” adopts storm girl. Depresso espresso eco girl saves fire girl from death. Emo tries to kill storm child. Fire girl tries to murder emo. Fails, runs to water girl who is hiding girl. ice is nice apologies for trying to kill Fire girl and storm child. I believe I can fly takes them to the floating place. Other people join the stupid gang. They kill depresso espresso, and her emo army. They all go to girl’s home and get coffee.
Alice: Through a unfortunate death, she has to take on the responsibility of an entire kingdom
Samuel: An early retirement due to injury causes him to become depressed
Cameron: Actually thrives in his career… but in space
((no submission of my own but this is a great hilarious thread and y'all are doing super keep it up))
I'm going to be taking out random sentences from stories without context
Kitty: "Yep, that's right, instead of feeling empathetic and sorry for her child, she decided to get Betty hooked on acid."
Samuel: " 'Oh so that's what you've been doing? I thought you were just stupid.' "
Nikita: "The hunt had come to an end and Nikita was at a fork in the road."
Zaleria: " 'You think I wanted this? I'm not a responsible person!' "
Talrius: self-aware spoiled princey goes through a journey of self-discovery, then he dies (maybe)
Issalok: wrongly convicted of murder to bodyguard to rightly convicted of murder
Niserie: two-faced, but also turns out to be the only sane character in this trio
Kaiya: Edgy bitchy werewolf runs away from chaotic dysfunctional family to be gay
Kuma: Overpowered smol bean that doesn't like one upping people learns how to one up people
Aiko: Bastard boy actually cares about you
Ryoko: Only female in a league of men turns out to be a lesbian (what a shocker)
Sadao: Sad villian saves everyone
Kannon: Stabby stab healer
Thirteen: "What do you mean theres no alcohol in prison?" ~ONE BOOK LATER~"What the FUCK do you mean ther ain't no pop tarts in prison!?"
pets
Toka: Gay merfolk prince runs away from home, accidentally starts another war and almost dies
Wanda: Sociopathic lesbian falls for innocent bean, has slight yandere tendencies, does less stabbing after stern talking to
Teelia: Selectively mute girl gets infected with sentient virus, they team up with some gamers to save virtual world and real world
Aden and Avery: Popular twins discover their dad isn't their 'legal' dad, train to be agents and help their mom rescue their other mom
Alpha: Same story as ROVER-13, evil robo dad kills a bunch of people, dies trying to kill more people
Albin: cranky guy has teal hair runs away from home and jumps of a cliff. wakes up in a hospital. has brown hair. has to get out of hospital because it's about to collapse.
Jairo: Depressed guy hates the happy place he live in, finds someone who feels the same. blows up happy place.
Haven: Fan boy supreme gets taken in a truck to his new home, finds friend, and escapes new home. on the run and no idea what he's doing.
Damian: The lord of evil who sits on a throne of skulls. jk. demon boy who wants to stay in his dark, scary, demon world. him and everyone are being forced out. except the really annoying smart kid, and a couple others. demon boy doesn't like smart kid, but it's his only ticket back to hell.
Jaya: Get's letter from dead grandpa, telling him to lock himself in closet. he does. and ends up having to find a dead girl, befriend a group of idiots, live with a stupid guy in his mind and die. all for some world he can't even enjoy.
Kien Janawa: motherly leader too stressed out to argue with her children
Patrelis: fatherly figure to kids he isn't the father of, and doesn't care
Robiella: seemingly bratty eldest Heir, but secretly a military genius
Serianye: adorable youngest Heir who is disabled and mute and loves to garden
Jake: "accidentally" betrays his whole group
Jen: :0 like he didn't see that coming
Rae: kills her abuser
Vincent: nearly kills his adopted son Jen because he was in the way
Jovian: accidentally becomes a parent figure for main villain-
main villain kills him.
Jake: dies at the end
Everyone: wh-
Hayden: shows up in other people's arcs, works as an uber driver, is actually a previously-thought-to-be-extinct race capable of facing an Eldritch in combat (not exactly win, just hold off their ground and escape)
Abida: forced marriage to prevent galactic war, happens anyways, has hybrid children and gives them away for adoption so they live better lives, goes missing
Unnamed zombie character: fights war, dies, lives (sort of), fights war
Asox: remember Abida? forced marriage. becomes commander, fights in war, has children but isn't really there for them, is there for one of them though who isnt named yet
Guts: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Cassowary: so basically im robot
Croak: part of an apocalyptic race, is like 6-7 feet tall but only babey, babey broke a guy's arm
Sophie: bored basic girl has to defeat big tiddy Yui from sicko mode on a group of rabid fangirls by the power of friendship, girl powers and the souls of the dead
Charlie: Smol blue bean has to repent for being a big fat meanie in school and also he tends to vomit up water lily petals and his dad is a bunny
Lucas: Teen rebel get hunted for being a half-phantom thingie by his long list of exes, oh and his dead mom wants to kill him
Jax: Tol boi is hunted down by a gang for having a kitsune heart so they can his blood for drugs
Matthew: Elfen Lied but with more daddy issues
Michael: Emo Shota get roped in a sticky situation and has to rely on either totally not evil white lady and sensei in a black suit
Crispin: Ex-pirate decides to go spy on the bad guy at pretty much the worst time possible. Comes back with more questions than answers.
Kit: Idiot Prince is weirdly overwhelmed by having to temporarily govern a town with 13 citizens and can't keep his mouth shut when it matters the most.
Caleb: Former chimney sweep gets recruited to as a healer despite having no actual experience in an attempt to save his sister.
Gerard: Very paranoid healer somehow saves everyone despite being in a coma. Goes on to save the King in a really ridiculous roundabout way that could have been way simpler if he didn't overthink literally everything.
Lux: Lives long life. Loses kingdom. Fights in a war. Reclaims his throne. Is hella cursed.
Jason: Lights shit on fire by accident. Gets blamed for lighting shit on fire. Hunts and defeats angry dude. Clears name and becomes a superhero.
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