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Figgy: Edgy boi realizes that not getting beat up is an option, kills his father
Camillus: Previously bad shapeshifter cat looks like he's gonna die in an anime, becomes a teacher, is reunited with his evil cult leader boyfriend, boyfriend becomes good, gets married at 25, settles down to be gay dumbasses together, accidentally adopts everyone
Iro: Gay dumbass ex-evil cult leader
Mason: Deaf Midoriya with Bakugo's quirk
Myko: Blind, grumpy child
Rent: An angel that would rather be anything else is adopted by ex cult leader dads
Ethyn: Demon with daddy issues is chaotic
Zach: Is gonna die if you don't do something
Lique: Doesn't know anything because sad innocent bean
Sebastian: Is too busy trying not to be gay and gets hit by a car. Twice. On seperate occasions.
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The Bad Kids Brigade:
Zantya Rex: Murderous party girl with perfect makeup is ready to slay in every sense of the term.
Sebastian Thorne: Basically sentient pond scum with a pageboy haircut. Even I can't stand him anymore, and I came up with him.
Rokken Dimitar: Eternally grumpy goth cultist. He writes flowery poetry for the god he worships and deep down he's just a jealous, besotted fanboy.
Sorina Caridad: Expressionless killing machine with the looks of a queen and a thick Russian accent. Happens to be a Disaster Lesbian.
Morgan Piper: The first (and most over-the-top) gay oc I've ever had. Is trash for cute outfits, anime, and swing music. Was also my first oc with intense depression and a drug addiction. T.T
Kaiser Hungarius: The only adult in the room. Actually has his life together, and is currently building a mountain retreat for misunderstood magical races and kids with mental illnesses. Hasn't cut his hair in over 400 years.
Barbara Cromwell: Adorable smol bookworm who gets bullied by the others for being 'too nice'.
Esme Saville: A terrifying Distinguished Lesbian who hunts down people's abusers for them. Has only a strategic alliance with the rest of this group–they don't get along well.
Vali Mikelo: Poor sad 'evil-turned-good' boy that the world loves to kick around. Is just trying really really hard to make up for his previous crimes, but nobody will trust him ;-;
Trius Adamson: Idiot noob who doesn't even realize that the others only let him join the group so they would have someone to prank 24/7.
Boss: Dumb young man insults someone's broken airplane, gets drafted into war.
Scott: Realistic, practical woman realises her wife's fictional characters are coming to life, and oh, dear, why does her wife write horror? That's the worst thing to bring to life
Gabe: Pedigree doberman starts petty war with street mutts over hygiene, gets smacked in the face a bunch of times by 'life isn't fair'
Bee: Street mutt just minding her own business gets attacked by coalition of pet dogs, starts her own gang and engages in guerilla warfare against pets and their humans
Jaimie: Youngest of three gets pranked by his brothers about ghosts, ooowoooooo, spooky. Turns out ghosts are real, and he's the least scared of all three of them.
Jared: Middlest child of three, follows his big brother around like a puppy, but oh, no, monsters are real?! This no good! Jacko what should we-Jacko's dead now, okay. Must get revenge.
Jacko: Oldest of three goes for a pee by the lake while camping after spookin' his baby brother with ghost stories. Gets dragged into the lake by a ghost, everyone thinks he dies.
Clumping these together for my own benefit
LaVey: Shiny politician lies a lot, as you'd expect, but unexpectedly, lies about saving lives and betraying her corrupt government
I'll just spoil the endings
Raven- Her father killed the king
Rupert- Is not Raven's brother
Vin- Tries to kill the prince
Weston- Almost gets killed
Nima- She's what needs to be fetched. The quest is not for an item
Espen- Is doing more work than he should
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Pepper- becomes a warlock and makes dick jokes
Dad- becomes a vampire and is forced to throw away his 15 sun's out guns out tanks tops, proceeds to ascend
Wade- sad
pets
Dael: panther daddy is on bad guy's side but not really, leads rebellion against witch lady boss, kills some traitors, has Boss Battle with Amal, cries over Amal and vows to protect his brother, is hella relieved but not that surprised when Amal comes back as a ghost
Amal: tiny wing snek tries to find good guys, gets in trouble with Dael, is secretly Dael's best friend and just trying to save his brother from witch lady, becomes cursed and fights Dael, dies saving brother but is a dramatic little shit 'till his last breath, somehow comes back as a ghost and haunts Dael to continue being a dramatic little shit
Mikayla: human companion to bot, rich girl, is a meanie but later radiates somewhat passive-aggressive Mom Energy, takes her bot for granted, comes around and saves a couple robots, scares friends by being reckless and almost dying a couple times, basically adopts everyone in the end
J.D.: stands for Jordan Dennis, hates when people make Heathers references at her (happens more than you think) but often quotes Jason Dean for the sake of memes, another bot's human, finds out some bots have emotions and is kinda scared but then goes "BABY BOT FRIENDS, MUST PROTECT" and is fine with it, panics when her bot almost dies, also radiates Mom Energy
Enkeli: smol dragon boi, makes flower crowns for everyone, sneaks into guardian's backpack and secretly experiences human school, decorates guardian's room with flowers to make her happy, likes Pukari, constantly kidnaps Pukari so they can sleep in nest together, he really likes flowers tho like where do they keep coming from-
Pukari: also smol, dark dragon boi, gets angry and saves some fairies, get angrier and saves a baby griffon, gets even angrier and gets hurt saving Enkeli, secretly doesn't mind the kidnapping but "stop putting flowers in my fur when I sleep, Enkeli what the fu-"
Kip: Earthling goes to space, sends postcard home with the words "It's big" and nothing else
Tess: The softest, smallest ray of sunshine flips her Bitch Switch
Wise: Best pilot in the galaxy plays chicken with the ground and loses
Bell: Weapons expert decides to combat hostility with wholesome friendship instead of guns
Digit: Local mathematician torn between loving his friends or replacing them all with hand puppets
Lynch: Space station captain had no intentions of becoming a surrogate dad, and yet
Starry: Confused creative creature that confuses you on a daily basis and is allergic to socializing with strangers she eventually finds a cure for it but not really
Mythic: Smart boy that drops his info and forgets others are not the same IQ as him
Shine: Trying to help with emotions yet trying to deal with emotions from her parents dying
Snowflake: Local mom getting mom lessons
Glaze: The one giving the mom, love and family lessons
Digit: Local mathematician torn between loving his friends or replacing them all with hand puppets
Well if this isn’t interesting.
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Luke/Arachkid: Nerfed Spiderman, but like 80% spider and 20% man
Shawn/Moonbunny: Edgy dark man gets light manipulation powers and befriends a clown
Lee/Amp: Quiet kid gains sound amplification powers that don't shut off, deafens many
Circe/Beserker: Girl who can't get mad gains the ability to turn into a super powerful beast when mad (whoops)
Entire universe: Gets powers that are either stupid, useless, incredibly situational, or just frustrating.
Me: laughs as I make a kid who explodes whenever they sneeze. (they survive don't worry)
J.D.: stands for Jordan Dennis, hates when people make Heathers references at her (happens more than you think) but often quotes Jason Dean for the sake of memes, another bot's human, finds out some bots have emotions and is kinda scared but then goes "BABY BOT FRIENDS, MUST PROTECT" and is fine with it, panics when her bot almost dies, also radiates Mom Energy
Trys not to make Heathers reference
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marrick's father is actually james. elliot's the good guy, marrick's getting the stone for his father.
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Cadmus: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way (no fuck that actually, the real treasures are my bf and gf and you can fight me)
Kali: independence was nice and all but also, like, have you seen babies?
Artificer: Oops I did it again. I seduced a knight. Fuck.
Bruce: Life's timeline just becomes as tangled as earphones. He Ultimately dies yet somehow… Doesn't… Well… Like it splits into three different endings so… Cough
Saoirse: Lmao dies 2 months after engagement
Blake: Faked his death, comes back as an undercover agent.
Matthew: Realises this isn't fun anymore and taps out. Much sad, very interior design.
Rachel: Doesn't have an education yet becomes a doctor. Realises hospitals are boring and becomes a first responding doctor.
Avia: Lazy, eats pot noodles, doesn't get out enough yet becomes an important member of digital/secret intelligence defence.
Jay: yoooo this dude can sing. Too bad we don't take him seriously. Does he suffer from stagefright? Lmao what a dork, hope he doe— oh. He's become a rising artist.
Luíza: Learns to love herself and the people around her. I mean… It's just wholesome.
Moriah: Great reveal, goes to prison, ends up controlling the prison, escapes the prison, hates the world, gets shot, gets injected with powerful energies, goes crazy, dies, timestream fucks up, she sees this, yeets herself back into existence. Lovely.
Killjoy: Ha, wow, she's not very nice. Oh? She's now standing on the edge of a building? Well shit, now I feel sorry for her.
Alsberg: Then you're lucky I'm here because I convince her off the roof. Haha, what a great guy I am. Oh what's that? I take advantage of her weakness and show myself to be the cruelest character of the entire series? Welp.
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Tfw u look for your mom for over 20 years only to find out she’s basically Nyartholep and cannot exist on the physical plane
:,0
Also u get possessed by your evil great grandma
8,0
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Tfw ur trying to save the world from literal cannibalistic stars but then it turns out ur God
80
Also ur boyfriend turns out to also be God
8O
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Tfw ur trying to find ur home but the home you have is the friends u made along the way
8,D
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Tfw ur a wendigo possessing some random human only for the human to posses u through the power of love for a dead child
I:(
Also the satyr child you were protecting out of obligation turns out to be a deer woman who was friends with the human u possessed
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Tfw the guy that u were hanging out with to find ur dad turned out be ur real dad and the girl he was looking for is your mom who is also kinda God but ur also kinda half demon
8(
But everything works out cause they get married and u go fishing with ur demon dad on weekends
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Protag: Okay, time to kill my father
Father: Kills another protag
Protag: Wtf
Other antags: Lmao lets ruin your life
Protag: wtfffffffffffffff, loses mental stability
Protag: Damn, guess im in a mental hospital now
Jemima: girl with questionable morals finds out she has a little sister, then single-handedly ends a war to save her little sister
Cassie: inherits powerful magick after her cousin dies, learns how to use it and becomes Death Incarnate all while falling in love
Berlin: Learns that cocaine and life-ruining relationships maybe aren’t the best way of coping with having a shitty dad.
Mellie: Dies bc she’s a dumb bitch lesbian who trusted her not-girlfriend-but-not-just-friend
Mathew: Tries to just have a chill time studying art but ends up murdering his new best friend’s parents
Zach: Realizes that the key to a loving relationship is not hating your girlfriend.
Alphonsia: Conquers her childhood trauma through lesbianism.
Alphonsia: Conquers her childhood trauma through lesbianism.
Is this a relative of “Love cures depression”?
Fyiere: “Accidentally“ Adopts two kids
Thomas: “Freeze your Brain” meets “Micheal in the Bathroom”
Alphonsia: Conquers her childhood trauma through lesbianism.
Is this a relative of “Love cures depression”?
Not really. It’s a huge generalization of her a big part of her character being her fearing death bc of trauma, but her love interest is basically inviting it at all times. They help each other try to find a healthier perspective on life and get together through the bond they formed working on themselves together.
Jay: Jane kills her, and while dying, she gets redeemed.
Anna: She goes insane because Jay dies.
Hanna: Her brother dies, and she dates Jane.
Liam: He dies. That's it. He's kind of like Beth from little women.
Turns out he's the asset they've been looking for.
“Dragon lady is gonna kill you”
Liam: He dies. That's it. He's kind of like Beth from little women.
AaaaaaaaaaH! You didn't.
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kacey: high school girl is way in over her head, more at 8
nabila: accidentally becomes an accessory to criminals
karuko: gets hit by a car
Cake: Lives on Mars, Moves to Earth but full of nightmare furries
Dala: Buff monkey, learns to be buff…on the inside