What would your characters tell you, their creator?

Ahahahah I love this idea

Freddie: "Betsy, we know you're obsessed with Criminal Minds but that doesn't mean you can just make me a fucking serial killer."
Sadie: "What the fuck bro? Why do all of your characters have to get murdered or be murderers? And why am I the only fucking normal one? Not okay bro, you can't just kill everyone and leave me to suffer. At least I'm rich though, that makes it a bit better."
Talia: Just screeches at me.
Hi'ilei: "Just cause you're Hawaiian and know how to pronounce my name doesn't mean everyone can. Give me a better fucking name or people are gonna pronounce it hi-lye or some shit like that."
Bonnie: Hesitantly hugs me. "Fuck you but also thank you?"
Noah: "My only personality trait is that I'm gay. Just please finish developing me."
Mr. Goat Man: "I am literally the weirdest character you have ever written. How does that make you feel? Huh? What's it like being a normal person? Cause I have no idea. Imagine basing me off of a character you read in English class, oh wait you did."
Everett: Hits me with his skateboard. Stares coldly at me for a full minute. Does a kick flip and rides away.

Some of my other characters:

Colby: YOU KILLED TYLER!!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DAUGHTER OF THE FIRE GOD AZYLA!!

Duxe: So you're the reason for the problems in this world!?! Oh my gods, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. Instant regret for blaming me for his problems although it's 100% my doing.

Tyler: Hey, thanks for keeping Colby safe when I died. She's okay thanks to you. Lovingly looks at Colby and makes me feel completely guilty for killing off his innocent character when Colby's and Tyler's romance was just starting to bloom.

Catiline: Huh…I always thought the gods were phonies. But seriously? You of all people and beings? You created this world? You did one hell of a job screwing with our lives.

Kandy: I…don't even know what to say. Starts crying. You killed Tyler. You made Duxe feel guilty for his father's death. You should suffer in Eramis!!

Hunter: Hugs Kandy and flips me off.

Literally all of them: Mother please do something with us

All of them, collectively: Just fuck off, for like a minute

Rachel: Why do I have the worst background story of all of them?

Cass: Thank you for making me so glorious. I'm amazing.
Teus: Why did you put us with him? And why'd you give me, a character who is supposed to be a mercenary, morals? Now I can't kill him without worsening my insomnia.
Amaya: Can I stab Cass yet?

Valerie: Okay, so what the fUCK happened to me. I was supposed to be the hero! Now I'm basically the antagonist and you don't want me to move on into the afterlife???? What the FUCK did I do to deserve this?? ^{Me: IDK. I wrote you based off of Emily from Until Dawn and Heather Chandler. You tell me.}

Alexis: Okay, I understand you needed me and Hannah to die, but did you need to kill me first?
Hannah: And did you need to have me cry over her corpse just to be killed too? ^{Me: Everyone cried when I showed it to them. So…}

Haydn: Why am I gay. ^{Me: The people you're based off of are bisexual and it felt right.} Okay, so why does the romantic tension between me and Andy have to end in bloodshed. ^{Me: The pLOT DEMANDS IT}

Madi, sobbing: Why do you hurt me this way? ^{Me, also sobbing: IT MAKES FOR AN INTERESTING STORY}

Nathan: So, why the fuck do I realize I love Madi after I die and she's in mortal danger? ^{Me: Drama.} Fine. Why did you make it so I couldn't follow her into the afterlife to be happy?? ^{Me: dRAMA}

Jeremy: Why do I exist? ^{Me: I literally had a character representing each of the five guys except one and I had to right the wrong.}

K, so I have a lot more characters that I didn’t make profiles for in here, so Imma just scoot ‘em in

Arabelle- (sobbing) I’m so angry with you!
August- huh. I’m dead before the story even begins. (Turns to the other characters) I’m a lucky one guys!
Bea- all you’ve got for me is that I’m a necromancer and an amateur therapist. Come on!
Charlie- you. YOU. HOW DARE YOU- (attacks me)
All my side characters- is it my turn to be developed yet, mother?

All my side characters- is it my turn to be developed yet, mother?

Lol

August- huh. I’m dead before the story even begins. (Turns to the other characters) I’m a lucky one guys

That's like Carlos; one of my characters

Remy: let me go pls writing these stories is hard
Bard: fuck you and your foe yay
Elegance: Cum dumpster.
Clancy: where is my wife

Zed and Kori: "Can you stop? That's really effed up"

Adelaide, Elizabeth, and Ashley: "Make up your mind woman!"

Rika: "So I noticed a flaw on page 12, and I think it would actually make more sense if you . . . "

Staff: You really need to organize and do your work instead of imagining us in hypotheticals. You were so close to failing history, I could smell it.
Hudson: You're doing a good job kid! But can I please have a puppy?
Cyrus: Hey, what if you just… died tomorrow?
Bailey: Can we have another musical number? Please?

Natalie, shoving the table aside and charging at me, very likely armed: "You mean to tell me this was all your fault? I plan to enjoy this."
Julianna, feet on the table, with some REAL intense eye contact: "Well, generally I liked it. There was that one part where the only person I've ever trusted betrayed me spectacularly, and you know, I had to kill her, but hey. Hey! Water under the f—— bridge, right?"
Clara, holding my hand: "I hated what you put me through. But if I'm being honest, it led me to the love of my life. I can't truly say thank you, but know that I'm close."
Bianca, standing over me, hands on the table: "Are you KIDDING me? I was just starting to heal! What the hell, man."
Monty, head in his hands: "So life… is scripted? My choices… did they…?"
Tesla, looking awkward: "Um… I don't really know what to say. Ending was good. My girlfriend's crazy sister kicked me off a roof one time. Are you doing okay?"
Nico, gripping the arms of his chair: "You gave me NOTHING!"
Diana, leaning far away: "Thanks a million for restoring my faith and all, but couldn't you have done that without destroying the rest of my life?"
Thalia, seemingly unfazed by the fact that pretty much everyone she loved ended up dead: "You really made me an absolute knockout, huh? Thanks, baby."
Lina, drawing a gun that was meant to be taken at the door: "This is for everything, asshole."
Peter, tapping the table, probably poisoned my water two minutes ago: "Oh, Jesus, you gave me a BODY COUNT! Both kinds. It was stellar, babydoll, just interstellar. Loved it. Every part. Seriously! I promise. I do!"

P-chi: coo,cool, but uhhh we cant punch clouds
Colada: honestly im only here for p-chi's sweet fighting action ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) d̶r̶a̶w̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶v̶i̶e̶w̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶
Navy: uwaaa! i wanna open my eyessssss.. :'(
Cherry: my FISTS are bigger than your BRAIN….

Everyone except Azrael, Vozreal and Allison: Fuck you.
Vozreal: Thanks for the powers lad!
Azrael: Thanks.
Allison: thanks for making me the most beautiful characters in the book thats at least part human.

Dakota: "Hahahahahaha I guess I know who I need to kill."
Rig: "…Really? I mean…I guess I can't complain too much, but I think Cama and Domin would have some strong words for you if they weren't, you know, burned to a crisp in whale fat. I can never eat fried food again, I hope you're happy with yourself."
Carnage: screams "AGGATHI!!!!" cowers in fear as I try desperately to reassure him I'm not his evil made up goddess.
Ram: "Oh, so you're the reason my top secret infiltration mission turned into a bad re-write of Lin Manuel-Miranda's cousins. Thanks for that. And every thing else."
Itha: Opens mouth to speak. Shuts it again. Opens it again, stops and looks confused, finally settling on "I have complains with you."
Titan: Gives me a hug because Payton taught him that people who hurt others are hurting, and need love, not hate and violence.

(Swear warning, Sorry)

Harli: Would say nothing but there would be a certain unease to him.

Chester: "What's so wrong with you that you had to create me?.."

Lincoln: He would stare at me for a minute taking in as much information as he can, "If you created me.. then that would mean you know everything about me.. You're writing this."

Landers: Would probably try to hug me or something, then back up awkwardly realizing I do not like physical contact, "Oh, sorry. And one thing, when do I get to try a hamburger? Wait, no, don't spoil it, I want it to be a surprise."

Oscar: He would stare angrily up at me. His eyes would fill with water, tears trail down his cheek, though his expression never softening.

The prince: "Oh." Looking at me disapprovingly. "You look like I do." He looks to the ground. "Pathetic.."

Clov: "Fuck, dude, okay, that's cool and all, Some kid created me, great. But, if you can really do anything, than you gotta get me some new games, I've 100%ed all the ones I have, please my dude, I need games."

Leslie: "You created me? Woah. Okay, I'm gonna need a few days to take that in." Whispering to himself, "And ask Clov, he probably knew all along.."

Jaymi: He would look at me wide eyed, slightly terrified. "Is this a therapy thing?…."

Freedom: “..I know I’m usually a happy person, but why couldn’t you give me a happy life to match with it?”
Mother: “How could such a small, pathetic creature create one such as myself? Truly fascinating..yet, it invokes a feeling of deep anger from myself.”
Father: Father simply stares from his cave, maybe giving off a growl. If I stay until nightfall, he’d probably kill me without hesitation, so it’s probably best to leave.
Justice: “I have nothing to say.”
The Thief: “Alright, so why did I need to cut off her wings again to make the Chimera freedom? Couldn’t you have gotten something else, like a bird? You did raven’s talons just fine, so why was an Eldritch god needed? You over complicate things.”