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Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with
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person_off
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Did someone catch you when you fell out of heaven? Because you're hella ugly.
I would say your brain is a block of wood, but that would be rude to the wood, so no
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@PuffPoff
(one I found a while ago and use frequently)
You're as ignored as the Terms and Conditions
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@evastardust
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Going off what @PuffPoff said;
You're like the Terms and Conditions: I don't care what you have to say.
You…can talk! OMG I have to call the science magazine. There's a talking toad!
You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass/butt kicking contest.
I have a list of every creature in the world in terms of how nice they should be treated. You rank somewhere between tapeworms and mosquitoes
person_off
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(just gonna stalk this bc I can't think of insults and these are so gud)
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"Did it hurt?"
"You mean when I fell from heaven?"
"No, when they kicked you out of hell because they didn't want to deal with your bullsh*t."
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"Did it hurt?"
"You mean when I fell from heaven?"
"No, when they kicked you out of hell because they didn't want to deal with your bullsh*t."
No offense, but I think that has maybe one or two swears….not that I even give a kriff.
(just gonna stalk this bc I can't think of insults and these are so gud)
(Same. I'm saving all of these for future reference)
person_off
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(just gonna stalk this bc I can't think of insults and these are so gud)
(Same. I'm saving all of these for future reference)
(Same)
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As someone whose 75% made of water, you don't look very refreshing
(Nah I know, I recognize those ones. To be honest, I'm probably just going to use these when my friends jokingly insult each other over group chat)
Ignore them, their brain is not in the right place right now, assuming they have a brain at all
You're as useless as a shoe shop in the Shire
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
I shall compare thee to a summer's day, because thou hast no class
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about
You look like a before picture.
So you've changed your mind, is this one any better?
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must've been a long and lonely journey!
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
You're worse than karma