Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

(LOL)

I’d punch you but that’d be animal abuse

I have three great (stupid) insults for y'all so you better appreciate them

"you crusty croissant"
"you butt"
"you're a disgrace"

I’d punch you but that’d be animal abuse

This has been over used.

Everyone would be offended if they were the same species as you

I got ugly turd waffle lol

Don't look at me. It's going to disturb the perfect symmetry of my face

I pity anyone that look at your face. It's going to give them human-phobia

I approve of the Mulan quote

fart sound that's whats coming out of your mouth

I'm ashamed to be speaking the same language as you

You're so salty the Dead Sea is jealous

Planet of the pudding brains….

Bins show more respect (to me) than you
(yeah I am slightly ashamed to say I actually used that…)

You useless paperclips…
(someone used that in a thing)

I would give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

(when someone's talking to themselves)

You're having a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

yOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH

yes good

just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have

My family likes to call each other 'Doorknobs'??
"You Absolute Doorknob"

Are you done breathing yet?

you abosultey usless walnut

Your entire existence is an insult to our species

just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have

THANK YOU

(Confirmation for all of us. It's OK to use these in your writing unless they're from something right? I wouldn't mind at all)

(Yeah you can use these.)

(Use em', I dont care. Mine all suck ,but OK then :)