Whether they're from a book, the internet, your cousins, a badly translated sign, whatever. Just scream the quote here without context-
Completely out-of-context quotes.
(Yes, I'm aware there are multiple similar threads, but those are for inside jokes and quotes from high/middle school students, this is for just… Anything. It's different, okay? hides in the corner of unoriginality)
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"Buying a mattress on a Sunday."
GAMEY SWEATER TAG
Aren't we all cereal killers?
"I really enjoyed it when he failed to murder me, but to be honest, it was a bit of a letdown, too."
"That's where I learned to be a duck."
Girl 1-"Go sit on a cactus."
Girl 2- "Sit on who? Mike?"
Boy 1(Knows who Mike is aka their mutual friend)- "Waaaaat?"
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"Wtf even is a jellyfish? You can't kill them, they're immortal."
"Dudududududu" wiggles a shirt with flamingos on the front of it happily to a weird tune
while smacking their stomach chanting ONE OF US, ONE OF US
That puddle is bigger then my wang.
"You're a moron-"
"YES, I AM MOR-ONWESOME THAN YOU!!!!1!1!11!1111"
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"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote
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"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote
XD nope
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"Utterly perfect. Like the word udder. So, you're only perfect by cow standards."
"Have you ever spoken to a cow? Cause let me tell you, they have some pretty high standards"
My IQ is easily above 70. Try to test me on tying my shoes or how the Earth is a triangle.
“Ahhh, I love drinking DENTIST BALLS”
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"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."
"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."
you are my new favorite person
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"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."you are my new favorite person
Aw thank you!!
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins."
i have many, but i'll just post them in short bursts i think
(almost all of them are from my older brother)
"the pink sheep is still naked"
"creeper holes"
"you're next pigs, they were laughing but now they're afraid"
"lather me up in that coal dust"
"it's a fetus tree"
"It's fine. I wasn't really choking her anyway."
"No, the dark closet in the bathroom."
"Tell that to the rabid earthworms."
That works too, though…