"there's hair in your grass"
"don't touch me you're naked"
"look at all the hands on my finger"
"it's a pear not a fruit"
"i didn't read them, i just put them in my pants ok!"
"my animals tend to change colors"
"would you like a drink of bread?"
"TAKE YOUR DRUGS"
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"Not that I would ever eat a Lush bath bomb but like, I guess I could understand why people would want to."
Me, after visiting the Lush store in January
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"I'm afraid of it."
"Don't worry, you should be."
"WTF"
"Are these my feet?"
"Simon says SHUT THE HECK UP AND EAT YOUR FLIPPING DINO NUGGETS"
(Me when I babysit…)
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"YEET YEET IMMA SUCK YA FEET"
"No, when they run around without heads on. It's funny."
"You're a goat."
"I'm not choking you for violence, I'm choking you for fun."
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"IT'S TIME TO BEAT THE MEAT!!"
"That is some L R L R STOP & DASH & UP & TALK B B A BS"
"hand me the door i want to leave"
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"If the best prostitutes cost an arm and a leg, I'll pay a penny for your thots."
Credit to Casually Explained for it
"That doesn’t sound like the cosmic relevance or whatever. That sounds like a dying walrus on LSD trying to sing the high notes of Take On Me while a drunk baby screams in the background."
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I NEED CONTEXT!!!
It was a YouTube comment describing the sound of an untuned violin. (link)
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It also goes along with what my father used to call my french horn playing when I first started
And my singing…
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"Oh! It's squishy!"
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"I AM A TATER AND THIS IS MY SHIP"
