Completely out-of-context quotes.
"This guy's such a bad person that 6 souls come out of his a** when I hit it"
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"What is it called when salt moves from a lower concentration to a higher concentration?"
"……………………..communism?………………….."
"Not that I would ever eat a Lush bath bomb but like, I guess I could understand why people would want to."
Jared Kleinman?
Also Percy Jackson quotes out of context are the best, as you can see here. These are all from the same book:
"Teenage mutant ninja quaksons"
"What are you?" silence "an idiot bagel."
"Is…that a chicken?" "His name is Macbeth."
"I should just stop saying things."
“She’s listening to the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack again. It happens every time. Literally the same exact thing, bugles and tears included.”
“She had an idea. Let’s just hope this one is decent and won’t get us arrested.”
" Sadly, Clark says possible lawsuits and expulsions are no fun, so that’s out.”
"Hey Kermit, are you an angle? Because you're very acute"
"A tomato's a tomato in the eyes of god."
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(I know this is practically dead but I need to put this somewhere)
"The world on bath salts," Ronan 2019 (Also Ronan is a friend of mine, but I put his name there because there are so many Ronan's in this world it's almost unbelievable for me.)
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Huh, that mostly relates to when I search up "Ronan" on Google so))
