Don't Be Suspicious

im ruined

lays dramatically on my chaise with a martini

Underage drinking is bad!

she’s 25

Oh–well that explains a lot more.

I'm one of maybe 10? (right Pickles?) that are older than high school age on here. lol no biggie.

I see–well you can add me to that list. I'm above high school age.

Ahhh I love when I click the "currently online" thing and almost everyone on it is one of my friends <3
With one notable exception lol

lmao sorry for being on

_{i was really gonna say almost the same thing and then i was like n o b a d pickles shush we love you}

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

if that’s not a big heckin mood then I don’t know what is

_{i would die for y’all <3}

Hi yes, what the hell happened in the past 3 hours?!

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

actually I don't. I'm ace so no sucking for me

but what about straws
and vacuums
and ramen noodles

Hi yes, what the hell happened in the past 3 hours?!

v o t i n g

we said eris wasn't that scary and uh

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

if that’s not a big heckin mood then I don’t know what is

_{i would die for y’all <3}

_{Same <3 <3}

_{you guys are all so amazing <33}

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

actually I don't. I'm ace so no sucking for me

HA XD
christ and a half

Ah okay, that explains the title change.

I don't really fear Eris or see her as scary, but I do maintain a healthy respect of her and all that she is capable of.

Hi yes, what the hell happened in the past 3 hours?!

d e m o c r a c y a n d E m u s

Hi yes, what the hell happened in the past 3 hours?!

d e m o c r a c y a n d E m u s

I thought that was the PM?

… did the Emus invade the forums?!

I respect eris for going to college three times because I'm struggling to get through high school without dropping out and becoming a stripper

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

actually I don't. I'm ace so no sucking for me

but what about straws
and vacuums
and ramen noodles

I don't use straws that much
I'm not a vacuum, els
Why are you sucking ramen noodles? They're too small and wavy for that

its polite to slorp them

I respect eris for going to college three times because I'm struggling to get through high school without dropping out and becoming a stripper

honey it got this close

In Japan its actually very polite to make noise while you eat.
It's seen that you enjoy your meal and that you are honoring the chef.

hahahahaha omg you all suck, but I adore you

actually I don't. I'm ace so no sucking for me

but what about straws
and vacuums
and ramen noodles

I don't use straws that much
I'm not a vacuum, els
Why are you sucking ramen noodles? They're too small and wavy for that

you get a really big chopstick full
and then
you shlorp
suck em all up
delicious
_{i may be ace but my suck muscles are quite impressive if i do say so myself.}

Hi yes, what the hell happened in the past 3 hours?!

d e m o c r a c y a n d E m u s

I thought that was the PM?

… did the Emus invade the forums?!

they will

i may be ace but my suck muscles are quite impressive if i do say so myself.

IM FUCKING SORRY???