Don't Be Suspicious

I'M GONNA NEED MORE INFORMATION, MIRI

Kiwi?

IT'S FUCKING BROWN YOU GODDAMN WET SOCKS

Kiwis and coconuts are both brown on the outside, love

Jynnie– Jay wants to know if you got "Dont Be Suspicious" from Parks N Rec

Sort of. The "don't be suspicious" Parks N Rec clip got popular again when I was in Henry V, and there's a scene in that where Henry disguises himself as a peasant, so we'd do the little dance and sing it.

Also AHHHHHHH tell Jay I say hi!!!!

Jay says "Hello Notebook Children! Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!"

what a nerd

:D

Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by Pickles

IT'S
BROWN
SOUNDS LIKE PECAN
AND PEACOCK
WHAT
IS
IT
CALLED
IT'S A PLANT
I THINK
I MEAN, IT'S NOT, LIKE, A LIZARD
IT'S FOUND IN NATURE

Cyanide

Oh sounds nevermind

I woke up to 5 missed pages.. oh lordy

Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by Pickles

Appreciative clapping

PEANUT

I woke up to 5 missed pages.. oh lordy

We're preparing for the Second Great Emu War.

Wait is it a fruit?

Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by Pickles

Appreciative clapping

Thank you

I woke up to 5 missed pages.. oh lordy

We're preparing for the Second Great Emu War.

I—
Do I even want to know?

I woke up to 5 missed pages.. oh lordy

We're preparing for the Second Great Emu War.

I—
Do I even want to know?

You know? Probably not.

Please tell Jay that we all love him.

Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by Pickles

Jay's response:

I am Jay
But not a bird
I am man
But a very dumb man
Chicky Nuggies
~A Bad Poem By Jay

He one upped me :(

Nuggets are great
Very tasty
I am a simple pickle
I bet I'm dumber than you
Fight me bitch
(Please don't)
You seem cool
~A bad poem by Pickles

waIT-
Since you're Auntie Eris
Is he
Uncle Jay?!

Lee idk if this is a good one but worm up if you want to?

I mean… Thanks
I appreciate the gesture but I think I'll pass.

Eris I'm waiting for an answer

waIT-
Since you're Auntie Eris
Is he
Uncle Jay?!

I asked and he said as long as he gets to teach you all how to properly throw a Tomahawk he will be Uncle Jay.

Fukin
DEAL