Don't Be Suspicious

waIT-
Since you're Auntie Eris
Is he
Uncle Jay?!

I asked and he said as long as he gets to teach you all how to properly throw a Tomahawk he will be Uncle Jay.

YES
NOW I CAN FINALLY BEAT MY FAMILY AT HATCHET THROWING AT PIONEER DAYS!
THANKS UNCLE JAY!

silly Jay, actually trying to rhyme

"Aww they love me. Eris can we have kids?"

GUYS
STOP GIVING HIM BABY FEVER

We'll be his kids.

Kids are so stressful, trust me they will change your life entirely and not always for the better.

Simple pickle simple nuggie made me cackle. Can you ask if I have permission to steal it for my username?

"Aww they love me. Eris can we have kids?"

GUYS
STOP GIVING HIM BABY FEVER

Uhhhh
JAY YOU'RE DUMB, I'M A TEENAGER, FUCK OFF, NO KIDS
Is that good enough?

Dang it, Jay, now I want chicken nuggies :(
But my parents made homemade Crunch Wrap Supremes so I can't have nuggies

The day you break up with this man is the day I stop speaking to you
unless he does something reallyyyy bad, then I'll fly out and I'll punch him

It's a pinecone you heathens

YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN US MORE CLUES

Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.

The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnie

and collectively
The Children We Love

:D
<3 <3 <3
Ask him if he has any limbs for the Pickle and I

It's a pinecone you heathens

You literally could have said "it's rough and pokey. Christmas trees" and we would've gotten it you ho

It's a pinecone you heathens

in hindsight it does sound like Peacock

I saw "peacock" and had an aggressive flashback to the PM

Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.

The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnie

and collectively
The Children We Love

Fans face dramatically I feel so loved-

The day you break up with this man is the day I stop speaking to you
unless he does something reallyyyy bad, then I'll fly out and I'll punch him

nah we're getting married. XD

oh no i missed jay poems
D:

:'(

oh no i missed jay poems
D:

You aren't sad about mine? I'm hurt :(