Don't Be Suspicious
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ATTENTION!
My sister's friend got me one of those burrito blankets for my birthday, and my cat is kneading it right now!!
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She's still kneading it.
He is risen indeed
The only proper response.
Also Eris, I believe big letters aren’t allowed on this chat. You’ll have to take your letter bigness elsewhere.
I didn't even get to say "notis me centipede"
Beautiful.
I give permission for one of the mods to slap me for my poor deed.
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SHE'S STILL GOING.
I'm not a mod but I volunteer
not because it's you but because I enjoy slapping people
Cats be kneading
I'm not a mod but I volunteer
not because it's you but because I enjoy slapping people
nope
specifically said mod
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She's still kneading.
SLAPPPP
I thought you were pretending to hit Eva's cat and I was bout to beat you
Nah nah. Just Eris.
SLAPPPP
–och
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She finished! Now she's sleeping.
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Hey, y'all can slap my cat, but know that she'll probably dig her little fangs into your hands and kick you.
I shall now offer Eris some ice as I am a good friend.
I shall now offer Eris some ice as I am a good friend.
hiss
Cookies only
I shall now offer Eris some ice as I am a good friend.
hiss
Cookies only
the ice is for your face
Christ ALIVE
Ya'll are insane.
Thank fuck
What an odd thing to thank.
wAIT SO ERIS IS BUNNY
I NEED EVERYONE TOO LOOK AT DOM AND THINK 'CHIPMUNK'
I shall now offer Eris some ice as I am a good friend.
hiss
Cookies only
the ice is for your face
HISS
ONLY COOKIES
I shall now offer Eris some ice as I am a good friend.
hiss
Cookies only
the ice is for your face
HISS
ONLY COOKIES
… Dom? Eris has requested a cookie… For her face…
And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president
shoves cookie at Eris’s face
And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president
I wish to know the meaning herein.