Don't Be Suspicious

was aby to ask whuy tired miriam wasn't here yty but oh honey she haas entered the chat

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

I wish to know the meaning herein.

Inside joke which will stay inside, bruh

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koi i?

bc koi make me ;awww too

no but koihave cute

lie

no

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And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

dommy i llove you adn hour floofy hair and freaklishly fddeeo viuce

My what voice?

frealishly dep

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

because for some odd reason you are convinced that I am the most irresponsible adult on the planet, which I AM NOT

I would do all kinds of vice presidential things.

Like not kill you in a coup for power that I don't need.

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

do–do you want to be vice and me be president?
because this works too.

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

because for some odd reason you are convinced that I am the most irresponsible adult on the planet, which I AM NOT

I would do all kinds of vice presidential things.

Like not kill you in a coup for power that I don't need.

I never said you were irresponsible

in fact, I said you were very responsible

But being a responsible adult doesn't correlate to good leadership

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

do–do you want to be vice and me be president?
because this works too.

i don't want to be president at all

shrug

So I wouldn't be the best. That's okay.

You're right though, I'd be a better General than President. :D

dont mind me being ridiculous

the idea of me being the president was forced upon me, btw

not once did I say I wanted to

death to the infidels

the idea of me being the president was forced upon me, btw

not once did I say I wanted to

You didn't get behind my idea to take over the world so I nominated you as president.
:D