Don't Be Suspicious

My best friend.
Mia.
Is Japanese.
She's also the love of my life.
Therefore.
She's my waifu.
And she tells everyone we meet that we are married and I havent the balls to ask her if we accidentally got married while I was blackout drunk one night.
She's also very jealous of Jay.

So.

Make sense?

Low-key love Mia already.

^^^^^^^

my waifu

i really want chickie nuggies but I don’t want to boredom eat

I havent eaten today.

Eris you gotta c o n s u m e

Souls?

Unfortunately they are in short supply whilst in quarantine. I must wait.

Also, very off-topic but I am concerned. Resident kinda-doc Eris's advice is appreciated.

So uh, I've been having this sharp pain in my shoulder? I haven't done anything recently that should cause this much pain. The pain originates from like a deep nerve in the crook where the shoulder and the neck meet on my right side. The only things that seem to stop or ease the pain are: inhaling/holding my breath, heat, sitting in a certain position. It hurts every time I exhale???

I mean, I could've slept wrong, but the problem currently is stopping the pain, please and thank you.

Souls?

Unfortunately they are in short supply whilst in quarantine. I must wait.

Consume anything edible, digabat

1111!

Souls?

Unfortunately they are in short supply whilst in quarantine. I must wait.

*Consume anything edible, digabat

WHAT!?

Seemed like a good thing to say in the moment.

Does it not mean what I think it means…?

i think you might have spelled it wrong or something…? i’m not sure i’m just a stalker

Uh oh. I was stuck between "digabat" and "dagabat"
It was the first word I could think of
Seems we're all slowly becoming Dom

Hmm.

What?

Oh. Nothing. Do carry on.

Alrighty…

Uh oh. I was stuck between "digabat" and "dagabat"
It was the first word I could think of
Seems we're all slowly becoming Dom

He is expanding

He shall soon have an army

I am torn between being glad to be expanding across the galaxy and slightly annoyed that Red tried to use Menna.
And also failed at it.

THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!

OH FUCK I'M SO SORRY

_{ドンさん, ごめんなさい}