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Also, very off-topic but I am concerned. Resident kinda-doc Eris's advice is appreciated.

So uh, I've been having this sharp pain in my shoulder? I haven't done anything recently that should cause this much pain. The pain originates from like a deep nerve in the crook where the shoulder and the neck meet on my right side. The only things that seem to stop or ease the pain are: inhaling/holding my breath, heat, sitting in a certain position. It hurts every time I exhale???

I mean, I could've slept wrong, but the problem currently is stopping the pain, please and thank you.

Sounds like you just strained a muscle while sleeping. Happens to me all the time because when I don't sleep in my coffin I kinda end up all over the place.

Have any water bottles? Stick one in the micro until as warm as you can handle and just massage out the area. ie: roll the bottle back and forth on the spot. Keep rolling your shoulder as much as possible without hurting yourself. You have to untighten the muscle.

Take one (1) advil/tylenol if it's super uncomfy.

When you sleep try to rest on your left side and support your neck with an extra pillow

:)

Report back tmrw

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Does Dr Eris need a thread?

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I havent eaten today.

Bitch you better fucking eat

mmkay roode

The worst part about internet friends is you can't forcibly take care of them. Like you can't make them food and stare them down until they eat it. You just gotta bully them and hope it works

Hit. The. Nail. On. The. Head.

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I havent eaten today.

Bitch you better fucking eat

mmkay roode

Mox is right though

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I havent eaten today.

Bitch you better fucking eat

mmkay roode

Good, that's what I was going for

Sounds like you just strained a muscle while sleeping. Happens to me all the time because when I don't sleep in my coffin I kinda end up all over the place.

This gem.

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The worst part about internet friends is you can't forcibly take care of them. Like you can't make them food and stare them down until they eat it. You just gotta bully them and hope it works

Hit. The. Nail. On. The. Head.

Right???????? I feel this so often its ridiculous.

This Is Correct.

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I havent eaten today.

Bitch you better fucking eat

mmkay roode

Good, that's what I was going for

I ate…a food.
Just wasn't feeling hungry today. It happens.
Anti-depressants kinda kill ones appetite. I'm still getting used to my new chalky bits of sunshine.

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ドンさん, ごめんなさい

What does this mean?

it’s supposed to say “I’m sorry, Dom” but I couldn’t figure out your name so it became don instead
One of the first phrases duo taught me was “I’m sorry Jon” so it’s just became my thing
a semi-inside joke with myself

Duo taught me how to ask if the train was coming in from Barcelona. And then I forgot.

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I havent eaten today.

Bitch you better fucking eat

mmkay roode

Good, that's what I was going for

I ate…a food.
Just wasn't feeling hungry today. It happens.
Anti-depressants kinda kill ones appetite. I'm still getting used to my new chalky bits of sunshine.

Okay good
I'm sorry for being rude

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Lol how dare you apologize to me for being concerned about my well being.

Yeah how dare you Mox!

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Ella, thank you for bringing Goris Hamsey into the world. No mad scientist (or even slightly irritated scientist) could make such a monster as you have brought upon this earth.

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He's not a monster he's beautiful

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Lol how dare you apologize to me for being concerned about my well being.

Yeah but I called you a bitch

@RedTheLoveless

Does Dr Eris need a thread?

Probably, especially now more than ever since people aren't allowed to go to hospitals for non-lethal anything

Advice has been heeded. I took some painkillers because holy fuck it won't stop. I only have bumpy metal water bottles, so I did the next best thing and buried myself in my heated blanket and am massaging the area by hand. I switched out my flat pillow with a bulkier one. Now to wait for the pain to ease up so I can actually go to sleep tonight.

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You did?
Wow–I didnt even notice.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

ドンさん, ごめんなさい

What does this mean?

it’s supposed to say “I’m sorry, Dom” but I couldn’t figure out your name so it became don instead
One of the first phrases duo taught me was “I’m sorry Jon” so it’s just became my thing
a semi-inside joke with myself

Duo taught me how to ask if the train was coming in from Barcelona. And then I forgot.

I was also taught to say "Excuse me, i am an apple" and now I have successfully taught half my siblings how to say it
it's beautiful

Ella, thank you for bringing Goris Hamsey into the world. No mad scientist (or even slightly irritated scientist) could make such a monster as you have brought upon this earth.

Which coming from Jyn is a true compliment.

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Does Dr Eris need a thread?

Probably, especially now more than ever since people aren't allowed to go to hospitals for non-lethal anything

Advice has been heeded. I took some painkillers because holy fuck it won't stop. I only have bumpy metal water bottles, so I did the next best thing and buried myself in my heated blanket and am massaging the area by hand. I switched out my flat pillow with a bulkier one. Now to wait for the pain to ease up so I can actually go to sleep tonight.

Hmmmm I shall think about it.
Good good.
If you have any lotion or oil with Lavender in it, that would help too once it soaks into the skin.
It'll help you sleep too.

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Ella, thank you for bringing Goris Hamsey into the world. No mad scientist (or even slightly irritated scientist) could make such a monster as you have brought upon this earth.

Which coming from Jyn is a true compliment.

Indeed.

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ドンさん, ごめんなさい

What does this mean?

it’s supposed to say “I’m sorry, Dom” but I couldn’t figure out your name so it became don instead
One of the first phrases duo taught me was “I’m sorry Jon” so it’s just became my thing
a semi-inside joke with myself

Duo taught me how to ask if the train was coming in from Barcelona. And then I forgot.

I was also taught to say "Excuse me, i am an apple" and now I have successfully taught half my siblings how to say it
it's beautiful

The only full sentence I can say with confidence in Japanese is "My favorite color is purple"
So i feel you XD

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

anyway here is the comparison between Chris Hansen, Gordon Ramsay, and Goris Hansay, on a black background cause it's late and white would hurt my eyes i say as i'm on notebook

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ドンさん, ごめんなさい

What does this mean?

it’s supposed to say “I’m sorry, Dom” but I couldn’t figure out your name so it became don instead
One of the first phrases duo taught me was “I’m sorry Jon” so it’s just became my thing
a semi-inside joke with myself

Duo taught me how to ask if the train was coming in from Barcelona. And then I forgot.

I was also taught to say "Excuse me, i am an apple" and now I have successfully taught half my siblings how to say it
it's beautiful

Same, but I didn't teach my sister. When I tried French, it taught me "c'est une pomme" right away I definitely spelled those words wrong

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

i think this is possibly the best thing i have ever spent my time on

if i die now i will be happy knowing i brought something great into this world

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anyway here is the comparison between Chris Hansen, Gordon Ramsey, and Goris Hansay, on a black background cause it's late and white would hurt my eyes i say as i'm on notebook

He just looks like present-day Chris Hansen, but with less grey hair and less stylish turtlenecks

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Goris is beautiful and I will stand by this forever

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CHRIS HANSEN AFTER KAREN TOOK THE KIDS