✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Anxiety, found out I have pots. A fainting disorder. It makes me feel like absolute crap

You needed to sleep.

I promise, I'm alive guys, and Eli. He say's hi.
And now, I must vanish back into obscurity.

I promise, I'm alive guys, and Eli. He say's hi.
And now, I must vanish back into obscurity.

A pair of eyes can be seen from a dark hole in the wall
I know how it goes. Good to see you and send my regards to Eli!
The eyes disappear

Of course

Welp Rhys is in huge shit for not telling me all this. Everyone better be alive, you heathens.

Welp Rhys is in huge shit for not telling me all this. Everyone better be alive, you heathens.

NO IM NOT MOTHER DUCK-

Welp Rhys is in huge shit for not telling me all this. Everyone better be alive, you heathens.

uh oh. Yeah we're alive <3 good to see you are too

I told you guys he was alive.

Welp Rhys is in huge shit for not telling me all this. Everyone better be alive, you heathens.

uh oh. Yeah we're alive <3 good to see you are too

I told you guys he was alive.

You didn't have evidence /j

Did I come here, heart broken and sobbing, about my dead boyfriend? XDD

I– I. . . I would never!

I heard you were talking shit about me

I am dead. I'm just haunting you all. She wanted my money and learned I spent it all on weed.

I am dead. I'm just haunting you all. She wanted my money and learned I spent it all on weed.

You big, lying, bitch. I know for a dead ass fact you would NEVER buy weed

I am dead. I'm just haunting you all. She wanted my money and learned I spent it all on weed.

You big, lying, bitch. I know for a dead ass fact you would NEVER buy weed

True. It was stuffed animals.

I am dead. I'm just haunting you all. She wanted my money and learned I spent it all on weed.

You big, lying, bitch. I know for a dead ass fact you would NEVER buy weed

Not ANYMORE because you KILLED HIM

Yeah. With a shoe.

TvT

I would still be sad if I killed my boyfriend
Have you seen all those.kovies where they kill their partners and are still sad?

We talkin abut murder in here? 👀

Maybe! Apparently I killed Eli

I have my phone in my grave rn on the line and she's laughing hysterically while sobbing. So yes. New lore. Rhys killed me for my money. Then tried to bring me back when she learned I was a broke bitch.

<3 yk its serious cause .

Anywho yeah. My wife murdered me. I'm buried under her house so you would have to go there for any funeral.