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Anywho yeah. My wife murdered me. I'm buried under her house so you would have to go there for any funeral.
What if I stole your body and buried it somewhere really inconvenient to have a funeral
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Anywho yeah. My wife murdered me. I'm buried under her house so you would have to go there for any funeral.
What if I stole your body and buried it somewhere really inconvenient to have a funeral
At the bottom of the ocean would be nice. Or mars. So when they move there, they think ima alien or dead space dude.
I'm on drugs. (/j)
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NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
What tf do you mean, woman? I am hell. I am the embodiment of Satan himself. I am the soul of the damned and the king of all who burn.
My insanity still lingers even in death.
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NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
I am! Laughs and digs under your house
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NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
I am! Laughs and digs under your house
1000 feet.
NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
What tf do you mean, woman? I am hell. I am the embodiment of Satan himself. I am the soul of the damned and the king of all who burn.
My insanity still lingers even in death.
Bitch- I swear, shut the hell up. Swat you don't even believe in that shit
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NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
What tf do you mean, woman? I am hell. I am the embodiment of Satan himself. I am the soul of the damned and the king of all who burn.
My insanity still lingers even in death.
Bitch- I swear, shut the hell up. Swat you don't even believe in that shit
I believe in other gods of the same kingdom. I just ascend to Hades and took his throne for a deal I give him my Oreos.
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NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
I am! Laughs and digs under your house
Comes across a force field out.
Aw man
NO ONE IS STEALING THE BODY OF MY BELOVED SACRIFICE TO HELL!!
What tf do you mean, woman? I am hell. I am the embodiment of Satan himself. I am the soul of the damned and the king of all who burn.
My insanity still lingers even in death.
Bitch- I swear, shut the hell up. Swat you don't even believe in that shit
I believe in other gods of the same kingdom. I just ascend to Hades and took his throne for a deal I give him my Oreos.
Ew-
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Bitch I will tie you up under my coffin.
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Anyways excuse me while I travel through realms to destroy the 4th wall. I shall return within approximately 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
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I live
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Frog
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muffled frog noises
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smokes chalk I can taste colors and smell shapes and I hear the void.
It whispers to me.
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I just snorted a suitcase full of coke, and I'm starting to feel the effects-
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I just snorted a suitcase full of coke, and I'm starting to feel the effects-
Eli no. No coke.
Eli?!
Is he still on?
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I think you missed him by about a day there, Avhira
I was camping- and now I'm headed to a funeral..
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I just came back from a depressive episode, who summoned thou.
Eli!
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Eli!
tackles
flips over on a tackling bear hug