Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

I have teeth.
Braced teeth, nonetheless.
I also have Riah.

Well I have Libby, and she has deadly weapons in her bedroom.

*curses, how could I not think of Libby *

GASPS

I have…

Crochet Hook.

if you ask him to help you murder me, then we'll know that

1. you have a giant crush on him
2. you will probably die alone with all of your curly hair ripped out.

*sigh *

1. Shut up.
2. SHUT UP.

3. SHUT UP

(feels master blair's power…)

i have a letter opener that looks like a sword, would you like to borrow it antichicken?

Ooo, yes please…

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏

*claps wings *

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏

*claps wings *

are we being flipped off again

I mean, if you want to look at it that way, then yes. Also I have Mrs. Isham.

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏

*claps wings *

are we being flipped off again

I mean, if you want to look at it that way, then yes. Also I have Mrs. Isham.

I have Mrs Harman and a lot of heavy and loud and squeaky instruments to throw at you

I have Master Blair. And he has a scissor lift. And a child. And a pregnant wife.

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏

*claps wings *

are we being flipped off again

I mean, if you want to look at it that way, then yes. Also I have Mrs. Isham.

I have Mrs Harman and a lot of heavy and loud and squeaky instruments to throw at you

I have Master Blair. And he has a scissor lift. And a child. And a pregnant wife.

HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP AT ALL???

1. IT'S A FREAKING ~SCISSORLIFT~

2. HIS CHILD LITERALLY RAN AROUND PLAY PRACTICE WITH PIZZA CUTTERS

3. PREGNANCY HORMONES

…

yes

Do I even want to know what is happening?

_{no, you do not.}

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

okay, irl my coworker was told by a customer that they liked her fake smile and I SWEAR SHE HAS THE MOST GENUINE SMILE and she responded like this-

"well, I'm real so I think my smile is real." smiles

…

yes

Do I even want to know what is happening?

_{no, you do not.}

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏

*claps wings *

are we being flipped off again

I mean, if you want to look at it that way, then yes. Also I have Mrs. Isham.

I have Mrs Harman and a lot of heavy and loud and squeaky instruments to throw at you

I have Master Blair. And he has a scissor lift. And a child. And a pregnant wife.

HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP AT ALL???

1. IT'S A FREAKING ~SCISSORLIFT~

2. HIS CHILD LITERALLY RAN AROUND PLAY PRACTICE WITH PIZZA CUTTERS

3. PREGNANCY HORMONES

1. SCISSOR LIFT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO GIANT HUNKS OF METAL

2. I HAVE SWORD. PIZZA CUTTERS ARE STILL NOTHING.

3. THE HORMONES ARE MORE LIKELY TO CAUSE HER TO RUN AWAY TO PROTECT CHILD THAN TO FIGHT

1. I CAN BE TALLER THAN YOU AND NEARLY AVOID EVERYTHING IF YOU TRY TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE I CAN USE MY WINGS TO FLY AWAY

2. SHE THREATENED TO MURDER CANNON LAST YEAR. SHE WAS TWO

3. KNOWING HER SHE'D PROBABLY JUST BREAK INTO LABOR RIGHT THEN AND THERE

4. HE HAS A SWORD, HORSE WHIP, AND A FULL BODY BLUE COSTUME

5. AND A ~MAN BUN~

6. HE'S 6"3

7. HE HAS THE ULTIMATE POWER OF MRS. TRUNCHBULL

(New thread)

1. so your gonna flee?

2. two year old. She will die immediately.

3. case in point.

4. I CAN SUMMON THE ARMY

5. I CAN CHOP IT OFF

6. so?

7. that still means nothing.

(thanks!)

1. NECESSARILY, YOU DON'T KNOW MY EVIL SCHEMAGE

2. /sighs/ YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS CHILD IS

3. CASE IN POINT INDEED

**4. I STILL HAVE THE *SNEKS

we have to leave. aw.