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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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@IamNOTachickenok

(I am joking…I think.)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

When you dissociate so hard that you literally start having flashbacks-

@IamNOTachickenok

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

CAN I NAME THEM!?

Yes, yes. You can now name my one (side glare to nightmare) chicky.

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My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

@IamNOTachickenok

Well, not until we find out the gender, I suppose.

@IamNOTachickenok

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

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@-LemonTail- language

Well, not until we find out the gender, I suppose.

Hmmm

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@-LemonTail- language

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

CAN I NAME THEM!?

Yes, yes. You can now name my one (side glare to nightmare) chicky.

Hmmm

language

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

You don't know the lengths I WILL go, child
I can have Midnight involintarily slap you….

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maybe you could choose a unisex name

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maybe you could choose a unisex name

like samanthuel

@IamNOTachickenok

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

You don't know the lengths I WILL go, child
I can have Midnight involintarily slap you….

NO, NO, PLEASE NO

I actually hate that UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNTS.

I have a sharp pencil, and your throat vein that James told us about is completely open and free to stab.

@IamNOTachickenok

maybe you could choose a unisex name

Ooo, yes.

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@-LemonTail- language

maybe you could choose a unisex name

like samanthuel

Or Robin?

Or Aaron

Or Francois Billy Michael Rupert Pierre Brewster the 3rd

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My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

You don't know the lengths I WILL go, child
I can have Midnight involintarily slap you….

NO, NO, PLEASE NO

I actually hate that UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNTS.

I have a sharp pencil, and your throat vein that James told us about is completely open and free to stab.

I'm getting Midnight

@IamNOTachickenok

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

You don't know the lengths I WILL go, child
I can have Midnight involintarily slap you….

NO, NO, PLEASE NO

I actually hate that UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNTS.

I have a sharp pencil, and your throat vein that James told us about is completely open and free to stab.

I'm getting Midnight

Please no. I actually hate when she does that, to the point where it's not funny anymore.

@IamNOTachickenok

Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

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(where??? do I have to worry about it? i use a laptop)

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Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

@IamNOTachickenok

(where???)

Sorry, no! Just a new thing with the lines

@IamNOTachickenok

Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

I have teeth.
Braced teeth, nonetheless.
I also have Riah.

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Deleted user

(oh- #mylifeisconfusion)

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Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

I have teeth.
Braced teeth, nonetheless.
I also have Riah.

Well I have Libby, and she has deadly weapons in her bedroom.

@IamNOTachickenok

Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

I have teeth.
Braced teeth, nonetheless.
I also have Riah.

Well I have Libby, and she has deadly weapons in her bedroom.

*curses, how could I not think of Libby *

GASPS

I have…

Crochet Hook.

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Also, the vein is still open
(started new thread for iPhone users)

just wait
I have pokey things

and I can hire Steve…

I have teeth.
Braced teeth, nonetheless.
I also have Riah.

Well I have Libby, and she has deadly weapons in her bedroom.

*curses, how could I not think of Libby *

GASPS

I have…

Crochet Hook.

if you ask him to help you murder me, then we'll know that

  1. you have a giant crush on him
  2. you will probably die alone with all of your curly hair ripped out.
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i have a letter opener that looks like a sword, would you like to borrow it antichicken?

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@-LemonTail- language

I am so freaking confused

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@Eli-the-transboi group

IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

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I am so freaking confused

long story

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IF YOU DONT FEEL REAL CLAP UR HANDS- 👏 👏

👏 👏