AH CHEESECAKE

I'm legit rlly hungry right now that brings me joy to think about.

lol im also the stupidest member here who is also basically the parent to ELI who is NOT TO GO POLEDANCING WITHOUT ME who manages to retain both all of the sanity and none of it

I mean you family have to stick together, go pole dancing together it'd be a great bonding experience.

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

HAH that sounds gross though and way overpriced.

AH CHEESECAKE

I'm legit rlly hungry right now that brings me joy to think about.

lol im also the stupidest member here who is also basically the parent to ELI who is NOT TO GO POLEDANCING WITHOUT ME who manages to retain both all of the sanity and none of it

I mean you family have to stick together, go pole dancing together it'd be a great bonding experience.

lol if only my parents had been like that

There's still the future don't worry. Be a helicopter parent like mine have been.

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

NO WE DONT ELI
ONLY REGULAR GOOD NON DRUGGED CHEESECAKE

NON DRUGGED ARE YOU SURE

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

HAH that sounds gross though and way overpriced.

evil smirk its free

That's just SO sweet of youuuu omigoddd

I love being naive.

Pulls up in a converable get in losers were watching heathers the musical on the roku channel (Not sponsored just obsessed)

are we gonna have a problem,,

I’ll shut up now

Pulls up in a converable get in losers were watching heathers the musical on the roku channel (Not sponsored just obsessed)

are we gonna have a problem,,

I’ll shut up now

_{you gotta bone to pick}

you’ve come so far, why now?

Pulls up in a converable get in losers were watching heathers the musical on the roku channel (Not sponsored just obsessed)

are we gonna have a problem,,

I’ll shut up now

_{you gotta bone to pick}

you’ve come so far, why now?

I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice

LISTEN UP B!TCH

_{(Idk the threads stance on no-no words so I'm censoring.)}

_{that was beautiful,}

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

NO WE DONT ELI
ONLY REGULAR GOOD NON DRUGGED CHEESECAKE

NON DRUGGED ARE YOU SURE

YES NO DRUGS
MY PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE YUMMY CHEESECAKE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT
(You should join team cheesecake, it’s super fun over here. plus cheesecake)

Providing cheesecake to people in need is admirable. And just confirming THERES A TEEM CHEESECAKE?! Crazy bruh.

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

liar

wheeze