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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING
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I am now a cat. Meow<3
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RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING
THE W A R
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
TEAM CHANCLA GIVES THE POWER OF THE C H A N C L A
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WHOS THE SNAKE
The snake is. A long story I should probably make a character page
WHOS THE SNAKE
The snake is. A long story I should probably make a character page
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WHOS THE SNAKE
The snake is. A long story I should probably make a character page
dew it
right then
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said
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My LANTA u psychos I leave for 20 MINUTES AND THERES LIKE 4 NEW PAGES WHAT THE EVER LOVING FREAK
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XD
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XD
kidnaps and runs off with gemma
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XD
kidnaps and runs off with gemma
teleports back and burshes off my red and black suit
sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??
I am now a cat. Meow<3
I love cats sm
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sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??
Aren’t you a ghost?
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said
Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab
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XD
kidnaps and runs off with gemma
teleports back and burshes off my red and black suit
angry noises
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i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said
Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab
Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD
sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??
Aren’t you a ghost?
only on notebook
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XD
kidnaps and runs off with gemma
teleports back and burshes off my red and black suit
angry noises
giggles
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i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want
WEAPON?!
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i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want
I have a Viking battle axe :)
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Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
Reincarnation
After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
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RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING
THE W A R
im back wut happened
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i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want
I have a Viking battle axe :)
i have a 14 foot long two-handed beast of a sword!
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im back wut happened
Chaos-
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team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits
Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said
Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab
Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD
Mom?
