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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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@spacebluelily language

can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member

like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership

no, as you might use this power to overthrow us

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@False-andrew flash_on

can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member

like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership

nO bc that gets too confusing

but im confused alr lmfaoooo

it'll confuse us XD

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I’m going to have a stroke trying to read that text

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IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

Small

Smaller

even smaller

So tiny

Baby size

WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL

I JUST KEEPS GOING

IM AT 7 WHAT THE HECK

@RottingInMyRoom

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

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@False-andrew flash_on

Scream of annoyance

wut happened

this is happening
and every time I look at it there are four new pages and I have 0 time to read them all

ahhhh

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IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

Small

Smaller

even smaller

So tiny

Baby size

WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL

I JUST KEEPS GOING

IM AT 7 WHAT THE HECK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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Dang it now I actually want cheesecake

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@spacebluelily language

wait hold up

  • team cheesecake

  • team crab

  • team chicken

  • team chancla

am i missing any other team?

@RottingInMyRoom

y dont i just make my own team

@RottingInMyRoom

Dang it now I actually want cheesecake

ive been craving one since whoever said that said it

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@False-andrew flash_on

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

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HA
TAKE THAT
I’m at the top of the list!!!!!
Team cheesecake forever!!!!!!

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@False-andrew flash_on

y dont i just make my own team

you could-

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Dang it now I actually want cheesecake

ive been craving one since whoever said that said it

That would be me, I have been the cheesecake dealer of this chat for the past week

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@False-andrew flash_on

HA
TAKE THAT
I’m at the top of the list!!!!!
Team cheesecake forever!!!!!!

im number two tho

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floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

group

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

Small

Smaller

even smaller

So tiny

Baby size

WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL

I JUST KEEPS GOING

IM AT 7 WHAT THE HECK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I love how nobody is questioning this.

@RottingInMyRoom

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

sushi? im in.

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@spacebluelily language

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

HAHA WE SERVE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS & DRINKS
NO MATTER HOW EXOTIC OR HOW HARD THEY ARE TO GET

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@False-andrew flash_on

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

sushi? im in.

yes! thank u!

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The tiny text thread is going to give me a freaking stroke
I love it

@RottingInMyRoom

im making my own team wtvr that means lemme think

group

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

Small

Smaller

even smaller

So tiny

Baby size

WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL

I JUST KEEPS GOING

IM AT 7 WHAT THE HECK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I love how nobody is questioning this.

Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE

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@spacebluelily language

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

@RottingInMyRoom

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

sushi? im in.

yes! thank u!

ill also b a part of my own team though fyi

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floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

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@False-andrew flash_on

im making my own team wtvr that means lemme think

ooop okay XD

EVERYONE LET NIA THINK!

group

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

Small

Smaller

even smaller

So tiny

Baby size

WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL

I JUST KEEPS GOING

IM AT 7 WHAT THE HECK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I love how nobody is questioning this.

Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE

The awnser is 5 < sub >'s for it to be readable and 10 for you to still see it

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@spacebluelily language

Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE

I can still see it