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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@IamNOTachickenok forum 26763 comments schedule
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floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

gasp general? :0

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@False-andrew flash_on

Benefits of Team Chancla

  • Insurance!
    If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

  • Medical insurance
    Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

  • Vacations
    Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

  • Maternity leave
    Self explanatory.

  • Education?
    Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

  • Pension
    Once again, very much self explantory.

  • Power
    Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

  • Reincarnation
    After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

sushi? im in.

yes! thank u!

ill also b a part of my own team though fyi

okay!

@IamNOTachickenok

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

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The tiny text thread is going to give me a freaking stroke
I love it

Your welcome for the
TINY TEXT

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@False-andrew flash_on

she said my team not yours ;-;
also she shall be on her own team as well

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Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE

I can still see it

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

(Your welcome for the
TINY TEXT)

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@spacebluelily language

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

@IamNOTachickenok

HOI

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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

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floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

I like that title

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@spacebluelily language

Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE

I can still see it

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

As u wish

@IamNOTachickenok

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

I

✨CAN’T✨

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@spacebluelily language

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

I like that title

:)

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My eyes just died, thanks

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@False-andrew flash_on

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

@IamNOTachickenok

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GEMMA!!! GABS CUE THE CHEESECAKE

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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

I

✨CAN’T✨

whips out my Viking battle axe

YOU MUST WISH TO SEE HELHEIM

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GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GEMMA!!! GABS CUE THE CHEESECAKE

🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
PRAYERS FOR U

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@spacebluelily language

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

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@spacebluelily language

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

Adios Gemma!!

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Deleted user

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

happy ghost noises

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Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Y E S

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@False-andrew flash_on

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Elder Goddess Gemma

THANK U ALL THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON FOR A WHILE!

person_off
Deleted user

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Elder Goddess Gemma

THANK U ALL THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON FOR A WHILE!

GOOD LUCK GEMMA!!!
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Elder Goddess Gemma

THANK U ALL THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON FOR A WHILE!

Much love!! 🤍🤍🤍
And cheesecake 🍰🍰🍰

@RottingInMyRoom

im back i couldnt think of a team

@RottingInMyRoom

wait whats going on wut

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Deleted user

im back i couldnt think of a team

appears behind Nia with a chancla

threatening ghost voice join team chancla, mortal

@IamNOTachickenok

wait whats going on wut

Gemma is off to the surgeons for heart surgery. :D