Chicken side?
Hmm. The other sides are cheeseake, chancla, and crab, right?

yes, you are correct denny

and as leader of team chancla, i have multitude of reasons why you should join my team

Chicken side?
Hmm. The other sides are cheeseake, chancla, and crab, right?

yes, you are correct denny

who's on what side?

oh no i didn't keep trackkkk ahhhh

I forgot what side I'm on… definitely not the chancla, though..

I know Gabs is on Cheesecake, I believe Gemma said they were team Crab? And I'm assuming Chicken is on team Chicken. That's all I know.
Oooh, reasons to join? Do tell!

gimme a minute i wrote an entire post filled with benefits and stuff but i don't remember what page it was on nooooo

What side should I join?

There was once a turtle side… I don't know if that exists anymore..

Maybe!? I feel like there was….

Anyway

Can I join the chicken side?

i think team turtle disbanded the day it was created lmao

i think team turtle disbanded the day it was created lmao

haha probably

YES I WAS ABOUT TO ASK

you are very welcome here- as long at the Queen approves

but I welcome you :D

Yes!!

171!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noice guys very noice

Indeed.
Very noice

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)