sobs where is queen chicken when you need her!!!!!! hugs sparkly chicky eggs
she has abandoned you, like she abandoned her subjects at the beginning. will you really place your trust on a chicken who will continue to hurt you and her children? Will you allow such a cruel action go unpunished? My dear, matchstick. You have a choice to make. A very painful one, at that.
Join the alliance and you will be well cared for. We will provide you and any other deserters with unlimited cheesecake and the weapon of choice of our alliance, the chancla. Any refugees of team chicken will be welcomed with open arms.
Join team c r a b and you not only get immortality, power, and crab-mates who may as well be family, but also a sweet knife as well! You can get revenge on the chicken if you want, or you can live a life of c r a b and not seek revenge. Team c r a b will not treat you how chicken did. Team c r a b gives you not only what you want but what you need. Join us. We're worth it.