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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@IamNOTachickenok forum 26763 comments schedule
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i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

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@spacebluelily language

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

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i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

gasp
This is not good.

And remind me what inferior team you have decided to join?

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I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

good, good, come join me- you get a free knife as well-

knife?? I'm sold. C r a b it is!

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ANTI_CHICKEN!!! COME QUICK!!!! OUR ENEMIES HAVE PITTED AGAINST US!!! WE NEED YOUR WISE COUNCIL!!!!

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@spacebluelily language

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

i shake your hand and give you a chancla

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@False-andrew flash_on

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

how can you have more??? we're offering the position of ELDER GOD for effs sake!

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i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

I shake your hand and give you a cheesecake

i shake your hand and give you a chancla

What are your numbers? who are your generals?

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@False-andrew flash_on

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

good, good, come join me- you get a free knife as well-

knife?? I'm sold. C r a b it is!

yay! hands you a 10 inch dagger

business

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

Gemma, do you promise not to stab me in the back?

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@False-andrew flash_on

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

i would never

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@-LemonTail- language

i think we should get rid of the chickens? like they tried to take over the world with the other farm animals…and now….she has given birth to more chickens??????????????

I second this actually
Hey Pandora, do you want to form a chancla- cheesecake alliance?

I think this would be beneficial to both our kingdoms, as well as to the rest of the world.
So, yes. I accept your proposition of creating a chancla-cheesecake alliance.

gasp
This is not good.

And remind me what inferior team you have decided to join?

INFERIOR!?
The Chickens are anything BUT inferior.
Most of the time..

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@False-andrew flash_on

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

Gemma, do you promise not to stab me in the back?

i hold out my pinky I pinky promise

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@spacebluelily language

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

how can you have more??? we're offering the position of ELDER GOD for effs sake!

gemma: we're offering the position of elder god

also gemma; HAHA YOU THOUGHT! YOU FOOL I AM THE ELDER GOD

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SHE LIESSSSSSSS

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…

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@False-andrew flash_on

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

how can you have more??? we're offering the position of ELDER GOD for effs sake!

gemma: we're offering the position of elder god

also gemma; HAHA YOU THOUGHT! YOU FOOL I AM THE ELDER GOD

they get to be my FAMILY WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED? I AM OFFERING THEM FREE EVERYTHING!

business

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

Gemma, do you promise not to stab me in the back?

i hold out my pinky I pinky promise

A Pinky promise gasp
takes pinky ok I'm in.
can i have my knife now?

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@spacebluelily language

I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

that's wonderful. until she decide to stab you in the back and leave you at the hands of the evil chicken.

Gemma, do you promise not to stab me in the back?

i hold out my pinky I pinky promise

don't be naive! don't trust her!

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@False-andrew flash_on

SHE LIESSSSSSSS

I DO NOT!!!

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SHE LIESSSSSSSS

Wonder do you really think that you stand a chance against the united forces of cheese cake and chancla?

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……. team chicken is a family…… sniffs

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SHE LIESSSSSSSS

Wonder do you really think that you stand a chance against the united forces of cheese cake and chancla?

YES

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ANTI-CHICKEN I'M DEFENDING YOU IF YOU DON"T GET BACK HERE I'M CONVERTING TO ANOTHER SIDE

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I'm leaning toward Gemma and the C R A B S

good, good, come join me- you get a free knife as well-

knife?? I'm sold. C r a b it is!

yay! hands you a 10-inch dagger

oooh! spiky knife! hurray!

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@spacebluelily language

MY REASON IS WE HAVE SPARKLY CHICKY BABY AND TINY UMBRELLAS

what more of a reason do you need?

Hmm. What counteroffers, if any, do the other sides have?

free healthcare, pension, paid sick leave and vacation, a year or more of maternity leave, auto insurance, free immortality and infinite power, knowledge of all things, we cover all the costs of school from Pre-K to college (including but not limited to: tuitions, scholarships, textbooks, school supplies, uniforms and more) PLUS you get me as your leader!

hmmm this is an alluring offer indeed
which side are you again?

look team chancla has that and so much more!

how can you have more??? we're offering the position of ELDER GOD for effs sake!

gemma: we're offering the position of elder god

also gemma; HAHA YOU THOUGHT! YOU FOOL I AM THE ELDER GOD

they get to be my FAMILY WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED? I AM OFFERING THEM FREE EVERYTHING!

considering that your last plan of benefits did not include free everything i can not believe you had such a change of heart.

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@-LemonTail- language

……. team chicken is a family…… sniffs

WE MUST PROTECT OUR YOUNG

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SHE LIESSSSSSSS

Wonder do you really think that you stand a chance against the united forces of cheese cake and chancla?

YES

doubtful

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@-LemonTail- language

SHE LIESSSSSSSS

Wonder do you really think that you stand a chance against the united forces of cheese cake and chancla?

YES

doubtful

How so?

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SHE LIESSSSSSSS

Wonder do you really think that you stand a chance against the united forces of cheese cake and chancla?

YES

doubtful

Nightmare you belong to team chancla, yes?