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Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

I actually think the metric system makes more sense than our system
I just can’t convert it lol

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my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

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@-LemonTail- language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

I actually think the metric system makes more sense than our system
I just can’t convert it lol

Haha that's true

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Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

AT LEAST IT'S COHERENT AND FOLLOWS A STEADY PATTERN
WHAT THE FORK IS A YARD?? OR A PINT OR A QUART??

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@-LemonTail- language

my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

because of freakin bagged milk

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@spacebluelily language

my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

because of freakin bagged milk

that and the weather apparently

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@False-andrew flash_on

(what did i miss-)

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my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

because of freakin bagged milk

that and the weather apparently

I will concede that Canada's weather is all over the place. Goes down to around -40 C in the winter (and this is Ottawa, pretty much as south as you can get!!) and highs of +30-ish in the summer! We don't have four seasons; we have winter, second winter, false spring, mud, summer, bake-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk, tolerable, and how-dare-you-even-go-outside

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@-LemonTail- language

(what did i miss-)

(a lot…)

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@spacebluelily language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

AT LEAST IT'S COHERENT AND FOLLOWS A STEADY PATTERN
WHAT THE FORK IS A YARD?? OR A PINT OR A QUART??

One yard is 3 feet (also the British use the term yard…i mean since britian colonized America…so not much of a surprise)
A pint is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 16 US fluid ounces in a pint.
A quart is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 32 US fluid ounces in a quart. Which equals 4 cups.

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@spacebluelily language

my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

because of freakin bagged milk

that and the weather apparently

I will concede that Canada's weather is all over the place. Goes down to around -40 C in the winter (and this is Ottawa, pretty much as south as you can get!!) and highs of +30-ish in the summer! We don't have four seasons; we have winter, second winter, false spring, mud, summer, bake-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk, tolerable, and how-dare-you-even-go-outside

NOT FALSE SPRING 💀

person_off
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Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

AT LEAST IT'S COHERENT AND FOLLOWS A STEADY PATTERN
WHAT THE FORK IS A YARD?? OR A PINT OR A QUART??

One yard is 3 feet (also the British use the term yard…i mean since britian colonized America..)
A pint is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 16 US fluid ounces in a pint.
A quart is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 32 US fluid ounces in a quart. Which equals 4 cups.

… I was not expecting someone to actually answer that. Thanks, Pindira.

person_off
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my canadian math teacher left canada for a reason
hm i wonder why

because of freakin bagged milk

that and the weather apparently

I will concede that Canada's weather is all over the place. Goes down to around -40 C in the winter (and this is Ottawa, pretty much as south as you can get!!) and highs of +30-ish in the summer! We don't have four seasons; we have winter, second winter, false spring, mud, summer, bake-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk, tolerable, and how-dare-you-even-go-outside

NOT FALSE SPRING 💀

it's true! for the rest of the world, it's spring, and we have Mother Nature toying with us like a cat with a mouse. "Oh, poor babies, didja think it was spring yet? Haha BLIZZARD! BLIZZARD! That'll teach you!"

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@spacebluelily language

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE

BUT THE METRIC SYSTEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

AT LEAST IT'S COHERENT AND FOLLOWS A STEADY PATTERN
WHAT THE FORK IS A YARD?? OR A PINT OR A QUART??

One yard is 3 feet (also the British use the term yard…i mean since britian colonized America..)
A pint is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 16 US fluid ounces in a pint.
A quart is a unit of volume or capacity. There are 32 US fluid ounces in a quart. Which equals 4 cups.

… I was not expecting someone to actually answer that. Thanks, Pindira.

You're welcome Denny.

Aggressively America-ing

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ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Which is why the metric system makes so much more sense, it's literally all in 10s 100s and 1000s

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@spacebluelily language

I think america is a shitshow and it sucks, a lot but the moment someone else that's not from America shits on the country i become 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Which is why the metric system makes so much more sense, it's literally all in 10s 100s and 1000s

yessss easy conversions!! simple! makes sense!

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Aggressively America-ing

Lol yes

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@spacebluelily language

ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Which is why the metric system makes so much more sense, it's literally all in 10s 100s and 1000s

ahahaha Mexico has the metric system and it literally takes me forever to understand what my mom's baking recipes mean. and instead i just decide to convert it to the imperial system bc that's what i was taught on

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I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi
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actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

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@spacebluelily language

I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

AME HIIIIII

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actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

sure!

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I think america is a shitshow and it sucks, a lot but the moment someone else that's not from America shits on the country i become 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Omg sameeeee
Like I absolutely love this country. I disagree with a lot that goes on in the country in a lot of stuff.
But based off of like founding principles, I’m proud to be an American

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actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

sure!

Yeah actually I’m curious

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I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

ahh hi Ame!
(real quick remind me what team you’re on?)

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I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

AME HIIIIII

PANDORA HIIIIII

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@spacebluelily language

ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Which is why the metric system makes so much more sense, it's literally all in 10s 100s and 1000s

yessss easy conversions!! simple! makes sense!

also our rules do have centimeters written on them this is how most of rulers look like

Universal Flat Wood Ruler Standard/Metric 6" 59024 - Walmart.com - Walmart.com