✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN

…Uhm

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN

THAT'S A THING?

Yeah!! You put the bag in a Milk Container so it doesn't flop everywhere!

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

You put it in a MILK CONTAINER like a SENSIBLE PERSON so that DOESN'T HAPPEN

THAT'S A THING?

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

CARTONS… make sense!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!

HOW DO YOU EVEN OPEN THEM? OR USE THEM?? WHAT IF IT SPILLS EVERYWHERE??

YOU CUT A HOLE FOR THE MILK TO COME OUT OF, ANOTHER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE SO IT CAN POUR PROPERLY, AND PUT IT IN THE MILK CONTAINER. VOILA. MJOLK.

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

No, it goes in the jug before it gets to the glass

Who puts milk in bags???

But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

I have no idea what it's actually called. Maybe pitcher would be a better word.

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

But… like, it's literally called a "Milk Container"?

I have no idea what it's actually called. Maybe pitcher would be a better word.

I see
interesting

but
s t i l l

It is a jug

JUST DRINK THE MILK IN A GLASS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, JEEZ

but it has to go in a bag before it gets to the glass

do milk gallons just not exist???

not very common at all in Canada

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

WHO USES KILOMETERS!?

LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO USES THE METRIC SYSTEM
AKA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND AMERICA

Canadians and their bagged milk,
man
It’s weird

Americans and their McDonalds'
The farthest you can get from a McDonalds from anywhere in the States is only 172 kilometres! Why??

I actually hate McDonald’s

noice