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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

ahh hi Ame!
(real quick remind me what team you’re on?)

( I’m on team chancla)

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ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equal one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Oh I did not know that!
Canada's weird.
We measure length and most everything else metrically but our height in feet. We weigh food in kilograms and people in pounds. And we speak like Americans, spell like Brits, and throw random French (or Franglais, as it's known in some parts, which is a mixture of both languages: 'merci beaucoup' becomes 'mercy bucket' and stuff like that along with actual french) words whenever we feel like it

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@spacebluelily language

I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

AME HIIIIII

PANDORA HIIIIII

I MISSED YOUUUUUU SOO MUUUUCH

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@spacebluelily language

I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

ahh hi Ame!
(real quick remind me what team you’re on?)

team chancla, my general

group

I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

ahh hi Ame!
(real quick remind me what team you’re on?)

( I’m on team chancla)

Ah yes
Pandora and I have forged in alliance between empires chancla and cheesecake

I have chosen Team Cheesecake

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mom, do you like horror movies??

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Yay!! Welcome, my dear friend Cinnamon.
🍰🍰🍰
We are most blessed to have you

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I refuse to read the all the new pages.

hi

AME HIIIIII

PANDORA HIIIIII

I MISSED YOUUUUUU SOO MUUUUCH

I MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO

Yay!! Welcome, my dear friend Cinnamon.
🍰🍰🍰
We are most blessed to have you

Why, thank you

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@spacebluelily language

actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

sure!

The biggest reasons the U.S. hasn’t adopted the metric system are simply time and money. When the Industrial Revolution began in the country, expensive manufacturing plants became a main source of American jobs and consumer products. Because the Imperial System (IS) of measurements was in place at this time, the machinery used in these factories was developed to size in IS units; all of the workers were trained to deal with IS units; and many products were made to feature IS units. Whenever the discussion of switching unit systems arose in Congress, the passage of a bill favoring the metric system was thwarted by big businesses and American citizens who didn’t want to go through the time-consuming and expensive hassle of changing the country’s entire infrastructure.

(this is taken from this article https://www.britannica.com/story/why-doesnt-the-us-use-the-metric-system)

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Oh cheesecake and chancla formed an alliance? Cool

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@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

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@-LemonTail- language

actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

sure!

The biggest reasons the U.S. hasn’t adopted the metric system are simply time and money. When the Industrial Revolution began in the country, expensive manufacturing plants became a main source of American jobs and consumer products. Because the Imperial System (IS) of measurements was in place at this time, the machinery used in these factories was developed to size in IS units; all of the workers were trained to deal with IS units; and many products were made to feature IS units. Whenever the discussion of switching unit systems arose in Congress, the passage of a bill favoring the metric system was thwarted by big businesses and American citizens who didn’t want to go through the time-consuming and expensive hassle of changing the country’s entire infrastructure.

(this is taken from this article https://www.britannica.com/story/why-doesnt-the-us-use-the-metric-system)

Huh. Interesting

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actually y'all wanna know why America uses the imperial system? it's surprising simple.

sure!

The biggest reasons the U.S. hasn’t adopted the metric system are simply time and money. When the Industrial Revolution began in the country, expensive manufacturing plants became a main source of American jobs and consumer products. Because the Imperial System (IS) of measurements was in place at this time, the machinery used in these factories was developed to size in IS units; all of the workers were trained to deal with IS units; and many products were made to feature IS units. Whenever the discussion of switching unit systems arose in Congress, the passage of a bill favoring the metric system was thwarted by big businesses and American citizens who didn’t want to go through the time-consuming and expensive hassle of changing the country’s entire infrastructure.

(this is taken from this article https://www.britannica.com/story/why-doesnt-the-us-use-the-metric-system)

whoa cool

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

I will not leave you

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Lemon, you’re team chicken, right?

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@-LemonTail- language

Lemon, you’re team chicken, right?

Yes

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@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

I will not leave you

Thank you

except…
What team are you on…?

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Lemon, you’re team chicken, right?

Yes

Okie

Lemon, you’re team chicken, right?

Yes

In that case, I shall be on both Team Cheesecake and Team Chicken

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I’m pretty sure it was mentioned just a few pages back, but I’m not gonna go look for it, Denny, what team are you on?

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@False-andrew flash_on

mom, do you like horror movies??

eh. . . depends

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@False-andrew flash_on

I’m pretty sure it was mentioned just a few pages back, but I’m not gonna go look for it, Denny, what team are you on?

mine

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cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

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Lemon, you’re team chicken, right?

Yes

In that case, I shall be on both Team Cheesecake and Team Chicken

My dear cinnamon,
It saddens me to inform you that the alliance forged between cheesecake and Chancla was to prevent team chicken from gaining too much power.
We are still happy to have you, provided you do not turn double agent
🍰🍰🍰
Here is some cheesecake

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I’m pretty sure it was mentioned just a few pages back, but I’m not gonna go look for it, Denny, what team are you on?

C r a b
And yeah. Looking for things anywhere is a pain, especially if it's lost in the chaos

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I choose team crab because I didn't know about teams other than crab and cheesecake. And well I don't like cheese or cheesecake.

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@spacebluelily language

ALSO there are 36 inches in a yard! And a ruler normally has 12 inches which equals one foot. So 12 x 3 = 36 which makes a yard :D

Oh I did not know that!
Canada's weird.
We measure length and most everything else metrically but our height in feet. We weigh food in kilograms and people in pounds. And we speak like Americans, spell like Brits, and throw random French (or Franglais, as it's known in some parts, which is a mixture of both languages: 'merci beaucoup' becomes 'mercy bucket' and stuff like that along with actual french) words whenever we feel like it

that sounds equally cool and confusing

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@-LemonTail- language

cries in a corner all alone All my people have left me…

join me

Why should I?