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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@IamNOTachickenok forum 26763 comments schedule
language

probably overdramatic wail

person_off
Deleted user

It's me, I'm the chicken

surprised Pikachu face

language
@spacebluelily language

It's me, I'm the chicken

surprised Pikachu face

ONE OF THE MANY CHICKENS READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, that is

laughs maniacally

group

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

person_off
Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

language
@spacebluelily language

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

language

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

language
@spacebluelily language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

person_off
Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

The answer to your question is yes.

person_off
Deleted user

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION.

Your honor, please remember that numbers are not words and this argument is invalid.

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I MEANT

language
@spacebluelily language

the letters are starting to clump up nooooo

language

mWaHaHhHAhhAH
chicken will soon return

person_off
Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

language
@spacebluelily language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION.

Your honor, please remember that numbers are not words and this argument is invalid.

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, please remember that letters do indeed make words, therefore this argument is not invalid.

Good. I can't stand waiting.

language
@spacebluelily language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

language

Questioning objection

I don't believe that's how it works
but okay.
CHICKEN COME OOON

person_off
Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK
language
@spacebluelily language

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

language

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

Yeah well

person_off
Deleted user

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

I'm in a mood today, bear with me… XD

@IamNOTachickenok

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

language
@spacebluelily language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

person_off
Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

WHAT IS IT????

language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

Same…