✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

it's about to get fed some KFC if it doesn't stop giving us dramatic pauses

I second that

…..loves the letters are getting squished on mobile

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

WHAT IS IT????

*final countdown music begins to play, suspensefully *

dEw nEw nEw-nEw

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw

dEw nEw nEw-nEw

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw

readies the KFC bucket

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

i was definitely not wheezing either. Oh no definitely not

I barely even know anything about this stuff I’m just. Existing

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH

It'S evOlvInG

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT???

WuT iS hApPenNiNg

Idk Eclipse I'm barely keeping myself together

THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET

TO SAY

'eY mAtE'

AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)

(Got lunch, see y'all in an hour >:D)

THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET

TO SAY

'eY mAtE'

AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)

(Got lunch, see y'all in an hour >:D)

KJ:DSLIGJSE:LJSE:LKGJ:LISEJG WHAT

dead

THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET

TO SAY

'eY mAtE'

AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)

(Got lunch, see y'all in an hour >:D)

KJ:DSLIGJSE:LJSE:LKGJ:LISEJG WHAT

I WAS RIGHT IT WAS DINOSAUR FEATHERS!!!!

Yes, you're very smart. pats head

So, I sent this to my friend with no context. It was fun.
[12:53 PM] Val .

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

[12:54 PM] (Friend) (Anonymity yay)

beautiful

[12:54 PM] (Friend)

and a dinosaur

[12:54 PM] Val .

I'm not done

[12:54 PM] Val .

Shush

[12:54 PM] (Friend)

oh

[12:54 PM] Val .

*final countdown music begins to play, suspensefully *

dEw nEw nEw-nEw.    

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw.     

dEw nEw nEw-nEw.   

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw…

[12:54 PM] Val .

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE…

[12:54 PM] Val .

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT…

[12:55 PM] Val .

AS A…

[12:55 PM] Val .

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

[12:55 PM] (Friend)

DINOSAUR

[12:55 PM] (Friend)

YESSSS

[12:55 PM] Val .

THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET

[12:55 PM] (Friend)

I WAS RIGHT

[12:55 PM] Val .

TO SAY

[12:55 PM] Val .

'eY mAtE'

[12:56 PM] Val .

AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)

[12:56 PM] (Friend)

amazing

(OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL, CINNAMON)

Why, thank you! Elegant bow